Today, I found out that my whole family thinks my girlfriend is imaginary. I sent her a text in front of them telling her that. She never responded. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my girlfriend accused me of not having any friends. So I sent out a mass text saying "Hey, what's up?" to prove her wrong. I didn't get any replies. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend told my entire family and all my friends that we broke up because I came out to her. They all believe her. Twenty two texts and counting. FML
Today, I went to my girlfriend's apartment, but it was empty. I went to her parents' house, it was empty as well. She isn’t responding to my messages, so I guess I got ghosted in real life and online. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me she lost her phone and not to call or text her. After about three hours, I text her phone, asking if she found it yet. I got a reply, saying "Nope." FML
Today, I told my family that I have a girlfriend, and showed them her Facebook. They immediately started taking bets on when I’d mess it up, when she’d dump me, whether she actually existed, if I’d just made a fake Facebook, or whether she was a pro I hired. I hate my siblings. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she didn't know we were actually dating. FML
Today, I found out my that my girlfriend's parents hate me, all because they saw me laughing and hanging out with another girl. That other girl was my sister. FML
Today, I took my girlfriend home to meet my parents. They thought it'd be hilarious to put on ridiculous accents and act like country hicks, spewing obscenities and strongly hinting that we're into incest. She soon left in disgust. I haven't heard back from her since. FML
Today, despite all of the pictures and proof of my fiancé, my parents still think I have an imaginary boyfriend. They met him, and were there when he proposed. They think it's all a joke. FML
Today, my sister answered texts from my girlfriend as though she was me. My girlfriend was glad we had a real heart to heart, even if it was just texts, while I was busy at work. I have no idea what they talked about and I’m too cowardly to break her heart by telling her it was my sister. FML
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xshyguyx 0
Maybe she is imaginary...
Armadyl 0
I get that sort of thing all the time. You want to prove something, and something goes wrong on the day. ie. My keyboard arrows don't work, but when I show my mother, they do. FYL.
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Comments (85)
Jonathan33 0
then back to reality oh! there goes gravity
slash1396 0
@55 eminem ftw!
Atara223 0
Hehe, either she was busy, or she is hilarious. Either way, it's just a funny moment. Show a pic of you and her, maybe?
esweetsweet 0
YDI for having an imaginary girlfriend.
KINGMARIO_fml 0
this is posted twice
lem0n_fml 0
HAH. i love your gf.
jonny2x4 0
I was someone's imaginary boyfriend at my work. She was convinced I was her boyfriend even though I never hung out with her or given her much attention. I was the subject of rumors for six months. Absolutely sucked.
moonlit_manga 0
........I just called the phsyco ward........ they want their mental patient back. (jk) lol maybe it's all in your head....idk...
vdubz 0
Why would you care if your family thinks she's imaginary. That gives you more freedom and they'll stay out of your business.
ollierocks96 0
you should have called her, cause if you call, at least you family will know its a real person cause of the voicemail message thing
JDoggBattosai 0
ha ha. that kinda sucks