UghDude
Austin, United States
Today, I found out that my sister licks all the flavoring off Doritos and puts them back in the bag. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
awkwardpineapples
Birmingham, United States
Today, I found my sister licking all of the silverware and putting it back in the drawer. FML
Anonymous
Tucson, United States
Today, I got into a fight with my sister. Later on she brought me a bowl of tortilla chips, which I thought was her way of apologizing. I found out too late that she'd licked the flavoring off them and it was really her way of saying "Fuck you." FML
Aliya
United States
Today, I was eating nacho chips with my nieces when I started to feel that some were wet. I look at my niece and notice she was sucking on the chips, and putting them back in the bag. FML
MY CHIPS
Tokyo, Japan
Pet peeve
Today, I got home from work to see that not only had my wife opened my bag of potato chips, she'd ripped it all down the side and left it open all day without a clip. Now my chips are stale. She has a whole bag of her favorite flavor, unopened, right next to it. FML
Anonymous
Oshawa, Canada
Today, I caught my sister eating crayons. She's 19. FML
Jim20
Friedberg, Germany
Revenge is sweet
Today, I found out my sister scratches her butt with my toothbrush every time she is mad with me. FML
tastetherainbow
Katy, United States
Today, I was asked to help my sister clean her room. The moment I opened the door, I was greeted by her screaming "TASTE THE RAINBOW" with a full mouth. She then spat the Skittles into my face. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Served cold
Today, my sister and I got into a fight. I came home to find everything in my room covered in ketchup. FML
SJDAOisdjlkSADlksda
United States
Today, I witnessed my sister use some ice cubes on her blistered toes, then quietly return them to the tray in the fridge. I've been putting ice from there into my drinks for weeks. FML
IHateMySister
Kirke-hyllinge, Denmark
Today, my sister confessed that when she runs out of clean underwear, she uses mine. That wouldn't be so bad if she didn't also put it back in my dresser afterwards so I wouldn't notice. FML
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jeffandjeff 22
Fight her
Gravenmuir 18
Next time she says that, just scream, "Those are nacho chips!" Problem solved.
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The_FreshPrince 8
The cheese powder stuff isn't actually flavored, the chip itself is. So jokes on her.
Chezzlova 5
That's pretty damn evil.
NLM22 14
wouldnt the chips get soft?
Nuclear101 4
Next time put the death pepper into her doritos. Then hold her down so she can't go to the sink.
Jessssuhh 17
I do something similar, I lick both sides of the chip and then eat it (all at once, I don't put them back in the bag). Once my brother ran up behind me, grabbed the 'uneaten' chip out of my hands and then asked if they were stale cause it felt soggy. Obviously, he never took chips from me again.
snippit 18
I do that too! ....The licking both sides not what your brother did lol
Soloras_fml 6
Gross.
Osyx 20
I wonder how you found out about that, sure hope it wasn't by tasting it.
acke01 14
Did you find it out the hard way?
daughternature 7
I was eating some Doritos while reading this. Oh the irony!!
stupidface15 16
this is from a book