UghDude
Austin, United States
Today, I found out that my sister licks all the flavoring off Doritos and puts them back in the bag. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
awkwardpineapples
Birmingham, United States
Today, I found my sister licking all of the silverware and putting it back in the drawer. FML
Anonymous
Tucson, United States
Today, I got into a fight with my sister. Later on she brought me a bowl of tortilla chips, which I thought was her way of apologizing. I found out too late that she'd licked the flavoring off them and it was really her way of saying "Fuck you." FML
Aliya
United States
Today, I was eating nacho chips with my nieces when I started to feel that some were wet. I look at my niece and notice she was sucking on the chips, and putting them back in the bag. FML
MY CHIPS
Tokyo, Japan
Pet peeve
Today, I got home from work to see that not only had my wife opened my bag of potato chips, she'd ripped it all down the side and left it open all day without a clip. Now my chips are stale. She has a whole bag of her favorite flavor, unopened, right next to it. FML
Anonymous
Oshawa, Canada
Today, I caught my sister eating crayons. She's 19. FML
Jim20
Friedberg, Germany
Revenge is sweet
Today, I found out my sister scratches her butt with my toothbrush every time she is mad with me. FML
tastetherainbow
Katy, United States
Today, I was asked to help my sister clean her room. The moment I opened the door, I was greeted by her screaming "TASTE THE RAINBOW" with a full mouth. She then spat the Skittles into my face. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Served cold
Today, my sister and I got into a fight. I came home to find everything in my room covered in ketchup. FML
SJDAOisdjlkSADlksda
United States
Today, I witnessed my sister use some ice cubes on her blistered toes, then quietly return them to the tray in the fridge. I've been putting ice from there into my drinks for weeks. FML
IHateMySister
Kirke-hyllinge, Denmark
Today, my sister confessed that when she runs out of clean underwear, she uses mine. That wouldn't be so bad if she didn't also put it back in my dresser afterwards so I wouldn't notice. FML
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jeffandjeff 22
Fight her
Gravenmuir 18
Next time she says that, just scream, "Those are nacho chips!" Problem solved.
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Comments (85)
MamaRedz92 2
switch the bags on her with a nasty flavor or add something to change the test n watch her reaction lol pull a prank dang it ! have some fun paying her back
ash_l_e_I_g_h 3
U didn't notice there was no flavor??
DoomsLife 2
My little sister hella does that too!
Rook420 4
This one physically hurt me.
pheizer01 10
Its never too late for an abortion