UghDude
Austin, United States
Today, I found out that my sister licks all the flavoring off Doritos and puts them back in the bag. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
awkwardpineapples
Birmingham, United States
Today, I found my sister licking all of the silverware and putting it back in the drawer. FML
Anonymous
Tucson, United States
Today, I got into a fight with my sister. Later on she brought me a bowl of tortilla chips, which I thought was her way of apologizing. I found out too late that she'd licked the flavoring off them and it was really her way of saying "Fuck you." FML
Aliya
United States
Today, I was eating nacho chips with my nieces when I started to feel that some were wet. I look at my niece and notice she was sucking on the chips, and putting them back in the bag. FML
MY CHIPS
Tokyo, Japan
Pet peeve
Today, I got home from work to see that not only had my wife opened my bag of potato chips, she'd ripped it all down the side and left it open all day without a clip. Now my chips are stale. She has a whole bag of her favorite flavor, unopened, right next to it. FML
Anonymous
Oshawa, Canada
Today, I caught my sister eating crayons. She's 19. FML
Jim20
Friedberg, Germany
Revenge is sweet
Today, I found out my sister scratches her butt with my toothbrush every time she is mad with me. FML
tastetherainbow
Katy, United States
Today, I was asked to help my sister clean her room. The moment I opened the door, I was greeted by her screaming "TASTE THE RAINBOW" with a full mouth. She then spat the Skittles into my face. FML
Anonymous
This FML is from back in 2009 but it's good stuff
United States
Served cold
Today, my sister and I got into a fight. I came home to find everything in my room covered in ketchup. FML
SJDAOisdjlkSADlksda
United States
Today, I witnessed my sister use some ice cubes on her blistered toes, then quietly return them to the tray in the fridge. I've been putting ice from there into my drinks for weeks. FML
IHateMySister
Kirke-hyllinge, Denmark
Today, my sister confessed that when she runs out of clean underwear, she uses mine. That wouldn't be so bad if she didn't also put it back in my dresser afterwards so I wouldn't notice. FML
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jeffandjeff 22
Fight her
Gravenmuir 18
Next time she says that, just scream, "Those are nacho chips!" Problem solved.
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Comments (85)
teentee401 37
I hope you didn't find out by eating them because it should've been obvious they had been licked.
sorryheadphones 26
What you should do is buy a new bag of Doritos and do the same as her. See how she likes it.
Klima_fml 29
Now is when you beat her to it, lick all the flavourings off and leave her to lick what you've already licked.
soulreaper12296 28
I used to do that too.....until my dad tried making a sandwich with them and took a bite of cheese-less stale chips.
slyde32 12
why the hell would you put them back? you're disgusting, too
laden_swallow09 35
Degenerate.
Enslaved 38
I'd be apprehensive if you also happen to own an open bag of Oreo's.
McMan 23
That's a good point. Who knows what else she does this with?! First the Doritos, then the Oreos. Is nothing sacred anymore?
weveallbeenthere 30
mmmmm. smart, all the flavor, very few calories and carbs.
weveallbeenthere 30
Buy a new bag and sprinkle ghost pepper granules on it. She will never do that again.
Baby_Wafflez 6
What about the Carolina Reaper sauce?
weveallbeenthere 30
never had that. ghost peppers are hottest
sergei_yusef 11
Actually no, the ghost pepper ranks on the Scoville Scale as 1.3 mil. while the reaper pepper is up to 3 mil. at its hottest.
Queenie2014 11
Is your sister 3?
the_10_doctor 9
That's disgusting
annarcheer 19
did u not notice when eating them? haha
mutukrp 13
does it matter if he uses that cheesy dip?