Today, I found out that my mother was having an affair with my boss "to help me keep my job" because she thought I was useless. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, my mom got me a job working for the man she's cheating on my dad with. My dad doesn't know that she's cheating, and my mom doesn't know that I know. It's just awkward. FML
Today, I found out that my mom called my boss informing him that I am a little behind on some college projects. She felt he should know that she fears I might not be able to graduate on the planned date. My boss had already offered me a permanent job. I may not get that job now. FML
Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML
Today, after getting fired, I went home only to find my boss sitting my living room. Apparently, he and my mom had been dating for months and he felt compelled to let me go because it was a "conflict of interest". FML
Today, I found out that my mother has been purposely wrecking every relationship I've had since junior high because ''no one is good enough for her little girl''. FML
Today, I was helping my mom look for some money she'd misplaced. At my wit's end, I flipped through her diary, in case she'd hidden it between the pages as she has before. Didn't find the money, but I did find out she might well be cheating on my dad. FML
Today, my boss admitted she's having an affair. She's married to my brother. FML
Today, I discovered that the reason my mom hasn't been noticing the extra cleaning I've done lately is because her boyfriend took credit when she asked about it; and was rewarded for it in bed. I helped him get with my mom. FML
Today, I had organised to go for an all day fishing trip, but had forgotten to book a day off. I called my boss and told him that I had to stay with my mum in hospital after a car crash that she had last night. He called me a liar and fired me. Turns out my mum is having an affair with my boss. FML
Today, I found out my mom is still cheating on my dad with her ex boyfriend from her teenage years. She was caught last year, but apparently it's still going on. FML
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Fedor_fml 0
please slap your mom for me
L4Dgirl00 0
motherly love
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Comments (116)
Menick47 0
Your mom needs to get better excuses.=^]
tcbailey 0
I'm totally jealous!!!!
tcbailey 0
of perdix.... lol can't leave that open!
krayyzee 0
beat ur boss's perverted ass and quit. go on unemployment jk.. ur mom loves you
samantha_durano 6
well, op your moms quite the bitch.
sirpancake 0
That's just really messed up on so many levels..
ThankYhuCaptinOb 0
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tisiphone_fml 0
I think your mom was having an affair with your boss because she wanted to, and then tried to make you take the blame for it.
ThankYhuCaptinOb 0
Hey , let's look on the up side : Your mom and your boss are having s** one day and then a week layer she finds out she is pregnet.Your dad finds out. A divorce happens and your mom gets some money but not enough to support her / you. She then decides to blackmail your boss and they ( your boss and your mom ) get married and you now have a huge inharitiance ( I can't spell. ! ) Just Kidding , but OP at least you no your mom cares and maybe you are useless. Who knoes ?
iconboy 0
sounds like she is using you as an excuse to rationalize her affair.
xoluvinshayxo 0
so....did she tell you how much the lap dance earned you???