Today, I found out that my mother was having an affair with my boss "to help me keep my job" because she thought I was useless. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my mom got me a job working for the man she's cheating on my dad with. My dad doesn't know that she's cheating, and my mom doesn't know that I know. It's just awkward. FML
Today, I found out that my mom called my boss informing him that I am a little behind on some college projects. She felt he should know that she fears I might not be able to graduate on the planned date. My boss had already offered me a permanent job. I may not get that job now. FML
Today, I found out my daughter has a higher paid job in the same company I work in. I also found out she is dating my boss. FML
Today, after getting fired, I went home only to find my boss sitting my living room. Apparently, he and my mom had been dating for months and he felt compelled to let me go because it was a "conflict of interest". FML
Today, I found out that my mother has been purposely wrecking every relationship I've had since junior high because ''no one is good enough for her little girl''. FML
Today, I was helping my mom look for some money she'd misplaced. At my wit's end, I flipped through her diary, in case she'd hidden it between the pages as she has before. Didn't find the money, but I did find out she might well be cheating on my dad. FML
Today, my boss admitted she's having an affair. She's married to my brother. FML
Today, I discovered that the reason my mom hasn't been noticing the extra cleaning I've done lately is because her boyfriend took credit when she asked about it; and was rewarded for it in bed. I helped him get with my mom. FML
Today, I had organised to go for an all day fishing trip, but had forgotten to book a day off. I called my boss and told him that I had to stay with my mum in hospital after a car crash that she had last night. He called me a liar and fired me. Turns out my mum is having an affair with my boss. FML
Today, I found out my mom is still cheating on my dad with her ex boyfriend from her teenage years. She was caught last year, but apparently it's still going on. FML
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Fedor_fml 0
please slap your mom for me
L4Dgirl00 0
motherly love
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Comments (116)
chadwick110480 0
he's on vacation. your momma sure does care about your schooling son.
yoogurtisgood 0
hmmm.. if my mother tried this I would be fired not hired. jk my mom is awesome.
STEREOSCOPIC 0
so what happens if they break up?
Tamara2011 0
haha your fault for beign pathetic she's just trying to help :) and hey she was prolly thinking let's have some fun for herself. ;) atleast you prolly got a raise or have to admit don't let that get around or you'll be a laughing stock
sexgoddest 0
well you have to admit it .. you are worthless. .. but mommy is always there to open her legs to help you out..!!!
canzo378 0
tell and explain that to your dad
perdix 31
Yay! I have a full-time detractor! Some of us have already had impersonators, but I think I'm the first with an anti-personality. I think I'm going to have to but this achievement on my resume. Jealous, bitches? I wish he/she had spelled sucks correctly, and made a much less inane criticism, but we can't always get what we want.
ToArthur2009 0
Well hey, you have a job nd ur Mom did something nice for you. Doesn't seem so bad :)
geoLa16 0
that's a cool mom
24788 7
hopefully she got you a raise at least.