Anonymous
Costa Rica
Today, I found out that my mom goes through my garbage. I'm 25 and don't live with her. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
makdra
Today, I found out my mom can't wait until I turn 18, so she can kick me out and turn my room into a huge closet for all her clothes. FML
Leave me alone, bitch!!!
Get out
Today, I found out that my mother changed all the locks of the house and threw away all of my girlfriend's stuff. I don't know what the fuck happened there. I actually bought the house two years ago because I had enought of her being nosey and controlling with both of us. FML
Anonymous
United Kingdom
Today, I found out my stalker is my mom's new boyfriend. FML
Rain
Piggy banked
Today, I discovered my own mother has been stealing money from me for months when I opened my savings box to find it empty. FML
Anonymous
San Jacinto, United States
Today, it's garbage day. My mom accidentally threw away a receipt she needed to return something and told me to go get it. While I was looking for it, a cop gave me hell for "stealing recyclables on private property." This all happened in my front lawn. FML
whowhat
United States
WTF mom?
Today, I came home at 1 am to find my mom sitting on my couch, ranting about how I'm not supposed to stay up this late. I'm 26 and I don't know how she got into my house. FML
Anonymous
United States
Helicopter
Today, my mother scolded me for having a lighter in my room. My reason I had it? The candle that she bought me for my 25th birthday. I don't even live with her anymore, she showed up uninvited, and started going through my stuff. FML
Anonymous
Gambled and lost
Today, I found out that my mom found a paper with my long lost username and password to an old crypto wallet with 17 bitcoins. She'd thrown it in the garbage bin before realising what it was. The bin was empty when I went running to check it. FML
Anonymous
Lemont, United States
Today, my mom's obsession with cleanliness hit a new low when she bitched at me for having trash in my trash can. FML
iamchazzi
Madison, United States
Today, I found out that my mom uses my Facebook account more than I do. FML
Top comments
perdix 31
Put some filthy erotic poetry in the trash with graphic imagery of nasty sex scenes. Just as she is getting orgasmic over it, end it by addressing it to your dad. That ought to fix it.
xKazama_Blood 0
That's weird and disturbing at the same time.
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Comments (105)
sanjose87 0
Mamón!!!
megamandude455 10
now just imagine if you were in another state.
ericck 0
lol, wow
jake316 0
Mom, stay away from my used condoms,Gah!
mattwaffle08 0
PENIS
Tahu424 0
I think her life sucks more than yours.
baileybug93 0
Are we siblings? lol my mom does the same thing.
StudMuffinette 17
oh gawwsh... the worst part is ur mom probably has nothing better to do then stalk u. fyl
southparkfan2012 0
What do you care if you don't live with her
Unbearable_fml 21
Backstory now