Today, I found out that my "I don't believe in pre-marital sex" boyfriend is the father of my younger sister's newborn baby. After four years of being in a serious, but sexless, relationship, I am now single, horny, and an aunt. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML
Today, I found out who the father of my sister's 4 year old son is. My husband of 7 years. FML
Today, I just found out that my sister slept with the guy that I have had a crush on for years and that she may or may not be pregnant with his child. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of 6 years and fiancé has been secretly dating and hooking up with my step-sister behind my back. Now she's pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé has been having sex with his sister while we've been together. I'm 5 months pregnant with his baby. They don't plan on stopping and talk everyday. FML
Today, I found out I’m gonna be a father. One day, I accidentally walked in on my sister-in-law changing. For some reason I’ll never understand, we ended up having a quickie doggystyle and swore to not talk about it ever again. She’s now 6 weeks pregnant. I’m a dead man if my wife finds out. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is only with me because he's in love with my sister, who turned him down repeatedly, and I'm the closest he can now get. FML
Today, my sister came out of the closet. By which I mean she came out as the pregnant mother of my boyfriend's child. FML
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
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rockhound 0
what a jerk
justsayfuck 5
Oh wow. That really sucks! I am surprised you're feeling horny with all the other emotions, but I guess that's your smallest 'problem'. Good luck with your sister, the baby and the ex.
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Comments (259)
JayStorm 0
sex is a very important part in a relationship
boopityboppity 11
Perhaps for you. It's as important as the relationsailors ('cause they're in a relationship — get it?) make it.
SDMF 0
What an asshole.
In_your_face 0
I can only fix the horny part someone else will have to fix the other two
mackieflann 3
that ha to **** the rest of your day up
oldenuff2party 3
not having sex before marriage is a bad idea. but he should have been faithful. and with ur sister. well at least he has to take care if a kid
glambert1998 0
WHAT THE **** DID U THINK HE MEANT?!?!?! THAT MEANS HE DONT WANNA HAVE SEX WITH U CAUSE HE ALREADY IS HAVIN IT WITH SOME ONE ELSE!!!!!!!
Cinn_fml 23
Calm down. And your statement isn't true, not every guy in the world feels the need to lie and cheat other people.
MyFirstKiss 0
and change that profile
Freeze_fml 17
Good thing you didn't have sex with him, eh? I don't see why people hate abstinence.
fidrat04 0
he's an idiot..your naive...and come here ill fix your hornyness ;p
tj79 3
hey I'm single, horny and I'm an uncle, so we should hook up lol
Zebrasity 0
YDI for not realizing he ****** your sister sooner.