Today, I found out that my "I don't believe in pre-marital sex" boyfriend is the father of my younger sister's newborn baby. After four years of being in a serious, but sexless, relationship, I am now single, horny, and an aunt. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML
Today, I found out who the father of my sister's 4 year old son is. My husband of 7 years. FML
Today, I just found out that my sister slept with the guy that I have had a crush on for years and that she may or may not be pregnant with his child. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of 6 years and fiancé has been secretly dating and hooking up with my step-sister behind my back. Now she's pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé has been having sex with his sister while we've been together. I'm 5 months pregnant with his baby. They don't plan on stopping and talk everyday. FML
Today, I found out I’m gonna be a father. One day, I accidentally walked in on my sister-in-law changing. For some reason I’ll never understand, we ended up having a quickie doggystyle and swore to not talk about it ever again. She’s now 6 weeks pregnant. I’m a dead man if my wife finds out. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is only with me because he's in love with my sister, who turned him down repeatedly, and I'm the closest he can now get. FML
Today, my sister came out of the closet. By which I mean she came out as the pregnant mother of my boyfriend's child. FML
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
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Top comments
rockhound 0
what a jerk
justsayfuck 5
Oh wow. That really sucks! I am surprised you're feeling horny with all the other emotions, but I guess that's your smallest 'problem'. Good luck with your sister, the baby and the ex.
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Comments (259)
ppzh_08 4
What a prick and your sister must be a hoe!
Illyssa_fml 4
Wow..I wouldve just raped him way before 4 years..I guess your sister learned how..haha fyl and here's your chance to be single! find a hott guy :)
CoachLlama 5
Well only half of the relationship was in a sexless state. Unfortunately it was your half. Now you have an opportunity to go out and make a better choice in men.
SamJerkinGirkins 0
Strangle him with a condom.
Igor_g5 0
Your sister's a *****.
mrzero 0
hay **** him and call me :-)
seekndestroy 3
fuuuck that. four sexless years with that douche, and he betrays your trust. id be looking for some blood, op
GraysonIsFail 0
They have clinics for people like you.
meganasoarus 0
fyl and your sisters life. she's the moron who's about to have a child. don't help her with the baby and that'll be payback enough.
doopeyh 0
I'll fix the horny problem ;]
Jonr1138 6
To the op, a serious but sexless relationship is make believe. You should've seen this sign for miles. To those two comments with phone numbers, I hope you get spamed by everyone. That is sad.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Oh FFS, that's so ridiculous. It's completely possible to have a serious romantic relationship without sex. Believe it or not, there are people out there who physically can't have sex, but who still have very loving, fulfilling SO relationships. Just because it isn't the norm in Western culture doesn't mean it can't happen.