Today, I found out that my "I don't believe in pre-marital sex" boyfriend is the father of my younger sister's newborn baby. After four years of being in a serious, but sexless, relationship, I am now single, horny, and an aunt. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML
Today, I found out who the father of my sister's 4 year old son is. My husband of 7 years. FML
Today, I just found out that my sister slept with the guy that I have had a crush on for years and that she may or may not be pregnant with his child. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of 6 years and fiancé has been secretly dating and hooking up with my step-sister behind my back. Now she's pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé has been having sex with his sister while we've been together. I'm 5 months pregnant with his baby. They don't plan on stopping and talk everyday. FML
Today, I found out I’m gonna be a father. One day, I accidentally walked in on my sister-in-law changing. For some reason I’ll never understand, we ended up having a quickie doggystyle and swore to not talk about it ever again. She’s now 6 weeks pregnant. I’m a dead man if my wife finds out. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is only with me because he's in love with my sister, who turned him down repeatedly, and I'm the closest he can now get. FML
Today, my sister came out of the closet. By which I mean she came out as the pregnant mother of my boyfriend's child. FML
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
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rockhound 0
what a jerk
justsayfuck 5
Oh wow. That really sucks! I am surprised you're feeling horny with all the other emotions, but I guess that's your smallest 'problem'. Good luck with your sister, the baby and the ex.
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Comments (259)
IronZombie 0
So... he banged your sister and he didn't take the opportunity to bang you as well? And on top of it he has a kid now? I believe this is his FML, not yours. Go f*** yourself, maybe then you wouldn't be so horny.
Zebidee 9
Another way of looking at this just occurred to me. Maybe YDI for hanging out with your sister's boyfriend too much?
arakay 0
Awww. Poor you. :(
Ktln_mr 0
What a asshole....... I wouldn't have anything to do with my sister either. What a nasty ****
whirlpoolriding 0
find someone hot and young. and not an asshole ;) and yeah it's a bigger fml for him. wahaha. sorry
Hatsumi 0
Guess he didn't see that coming when he started screwing around,bastard! At least he'll now have a lifetime of child support to pay ( figuratively cutting his balls off ) and if you're really lucky they'll both have a nasty STD.
sex_fanatic 1
Most definitely can help you out with the horny part
Mikki4321 0
I'm sorry, but am I the only one here thinking: "I would completely murder that bitch" about the sister? I mean, she's her SISTER, that's worse than your best friend. The guy is just a boyfriend, he's a jerk and it sucks, but he can be replaced. Your sister's family, you should expect a certain amount of respect from your family.
sabera 0
if i were u i wud have been charged for two MURDER!!!!!!!!!!!!
folfg7 0
give me your number.