Today, I found out that my "I don't believe in pre-marital sex" boyfriend is the father of my younger sister's newborn baby. After four years of being in a serious, but sexless, relationship, I am now single, horny, and an aunt. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML
Today, I found out who the father of my sister's 4 year old son is. My husband of 7 years. FML
Today, I just found out that my sister slept with the guy that I have had a crush on for years and that she may or may not be pregnant with his child. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of 6 years and fiancé has been secretly dating and hooking up with my step-sister behind my back. Now she's pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé has been having sex with his sister while we've been together. I'm 5 months pregnant with his baby. They don't plan on stopping and talk everyday. FML
Today, I found out I’m gonna be a father. One day, I accidentally walked in on my sister-in-law changing. For some reason I’ll never understand, we ended up having a quickie doggystyle and swore to not talk about it ever again. She’s now 6 weeks pregnant. I’m a dead man if my wife finds out. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is only with me because he's in love with my sister, who turned him down repeatedly, and I'm the closest he can now get. FML
Today, my sister came out of the closet. By which I mean she came out as the pregnant mother of my boyfriend's child. FML
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
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Top comments
rockhound 0
what a jerk
justsayfuck 5
Oh wow. That really sucks! I am surprised you're feeling horny with all the other emotions, but I guess that's your smallest 'problem'. Good luck with your sister, the baby and the ex.
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Comments (259)
ManaUser 0
It's not premarital if he's not planning to marry her.
drrumbe02 3
i'll do you, no problem
car9091 0
text me 9092978720
Chowdude 0
I can take care of your horny problem
towboatdude 0
sounds like u got f'd after all just didn't enjoy it. you should come see me I can take care of one of those problems.
nexttimeblue 0
Look on the bright side op...he could have been f*cking your brother. puts things in perspective doesn't it??
pindoll 0
damn that stooping down real lown well at least youre not known as the ***** who sleep w her sisters fiance
bullshitbound 0
I'm sorry, you just can't trust people. Sorry but, I think your sister is a ***** and your ex is a piece of shit!
bullshitbound 0
I'm sorry, you just can't trust people. Sorry but, I think your sister is a ***** and your ex is a piece of shit!
cufaoil 11
better to have found out that he's stepping out on you now, before you're married... cloud, meet silver lining
boopityboppity 11
Wait... No, that's just aluminum foil put there by someone who thinks there could be a positive to this.
cufaoil 11
well, I'm still optimistic.... better that FML than: "Today I found out that the father of my sister's baby is my husband. FML."
boopityboppity 11
I think it unlikely that the OP would want to hear that in any case.