Today, I found out that my "I don't believe in pre-marital sex" boyfriend is the father of my younger sister's newborn baby. After four years of being in a serious, but sexless, relationship, I am now single, horny, and an aunt. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML
Today, I found out who the father of my sister's 4 year old son is. My husband of 7 years. FML
Today, I just found out that my sister slept with the guy that I have had a crush on for years and that she may or may not be pregnant with his child. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of 6 years and fiancé has been secretly dating and hooking up with my step-sister behind my back. Now she's pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé has been having sex with his sister while we've been together. I'm 5 months pregnant with his baby. They don't plan on stopping and talk everyday. FML
Today, I found out I’m gonna be a father. One day, I accidentally walked in on my sister-in-law changing. For some reason I’ll never understand, we ended up having a quickie doggystyle and swore to not talk about it ever again. She’s now 6 weeks pregnant. I’m a dead man if my wife finds out. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is only with me because he's in love with my sister, who turned him down repeatedly, and I'm the closest he can now get. FML
Today, my sister came out of the closet. By which I mean she came out as the pregnant mother of my boyfriend's child. FML
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
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Top comments
rockhound 0
what a jerk
justsayfuck 5
Oh wow. That really sucks! I am surprised you're feeling horny with all the other emotions, but I guess that's your smallest 'problem'. Good luck with your sister, the baby and the ex.
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Comments (259)
Kiidaver 3
Hey I can help you out with your horny problem anytime ;)
lunkness_monster 0
You should message me, I would take you on a romantic date to the olive garden, then if the mood was right, we could either have hot passionate sex, or cuddle. :) [email protected]
sdcnj10 0
id give them both the beat down..
Mallan 0
poor you
lalagurl11 6
men suck
gaffag 2
I'll **** you ;)
oopsscrewedagain 6
Hit me up;) Nah juss kiddin, he sounds like a complete douche, I'm sorry
BlackCloudedSldr 5
I'm horny too.
sinner92 4
Wow.... I don't know how your sister would be able to look you in the face after that. And your ex is a prick.
ash268 18
Ohhhhh crap! That's messed up, sorry to hear that OP