Today, I found out that my "I don't believe in pre-marital sex" boyfriend is the father of my younger sister's newborn baby. After four years of being in a serious, but sexless, relationship, I am now single, horny, and an aunt. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my husband is the biological father of my baby sister. FML
Today, I found out who the father of my sister's 4 year old son is. My husband of 7 years. FML
Today, I just found out that my sister slept with the guy that I have had a crush on for years and that she may or may not be pregnant with his child. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend of 6 years and fiancé has been secretly dating and hooking up with my step-sister behind my back. Now she's pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé has been having sex with his sister while we've been together. I'm 5 months pregnant with his baby. They don't plan on stopping and talk everyday. FML
Today, I found out I’m gonna be a father. One day, I accidentally walked in on my sister-in-law changing. For some reason I’ll never understand, we ended up having a quickie doggystyle and swore to not talk about it ever again. She’s now 6 weeks pregnant. I’m a dead man if my wife finds out. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend is only with me because he's in love with my sister, who turned him down repeatedly, and I'm the closest he can now get. FML
Today, my sister came out of the closet. By which I mean she came out as the pregnant mother of my boyfriend's child. FML
Today, my fiancée, who believes in "sex after marriage" like me, told me she was pregnant. FML
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rockhound 0
what a jerk
justsayfuck 5
Oh wow. That really sucks! I am surprised you're feeling horny with all the other emotions, but I guess that's your smallest 'problem'. Good luck with your sister, the baby and the ex.
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Comments (259)
natural711 6
hah well don't believe that shit, it DOES NOT EXIST hahahahahahnmuhahahahahahha sucker.
1990TD 6
I would put some serious damage to my sister. What a ****** up sister is she, banging with your boyfriend. So far trusting your family. tssshjj
samanthar 0
he needs "it" broken
groundzeromma 8
and by "it" 34 means a double headed ***** broken off in their asses
singaman96 0
well, he would have never married your sister, maybe it was drunk sex??? or she raped him??? but, in any case, FCUK them and FYL
haha_FYL18 0
seriously, horny?!?!
abstar 0
ha ha your picture is hilarious!! your tattoos look like rampant hair!!
flapjacklux 8
Don't forget your a virgin also :)
TheTigerRoars 0
Don't be too sure on that one. -Fluffy McTiger
ycaresomuch 0
this girl might sleep around. I rection fluffly mctiger is becoming a bit of a legend to be honest
boopityboppity 11
^ He rections.
bglad09 0
the last part of the fml sound like a tag line to a movie.
tnlander 20
one word for you: masturbation. problem solved
perdix 31
And when you are stuck babysitting your niece while your sister and boyfriend are off on some kinky sexcapade, you can think, "All this coulda been mine if only I'd have spread 'em." That's a shame, a damn shame.
Hanouchka 0
You obviously misread the FML. OP wanted to have sex. OP's ex-boyfriend didn't want... well at least with her.