Today, I found out that my husband was trying to cheat on me while I was away at basic training. I signed up for the service to pay off his debt. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, aside from clearing out my bank accounts and having an affair, the kicker was finding out my fiancé planned on taking himself and his mistress to Cancun for his birthday, while I would be attending the Marine Corps boot camp. FML
Today, I found out after 6 months in basic training that my wife of 3 years was playing the long game to scam me. She took me for 25k while I was away, then left me for a homeless meth head. I've been "getting divorced" now longer than we had been happily married. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé is going to be deployed on our wedding day. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been "cheating" on me with some girl from Russia that he has to pay for regularly. This explains why he never has any money, he's actually dumb enough to be scammed. FML
Today, I came to found out that every time my husband told me that he was on "a work trip", he was actually cheating on me with some other bitch. FML
Today, after I was on deployment 6000 miles away, and because my wife was struggling pretty bad with work, kids, and taking care of everything on her own, she finally had a breakdown so I came home early to help. I found out she was fucking another Navy dude the whole time. I should've stayed out there. FML
Today, I found out that instead of being stationed in Afghanistan, my husband of 9 years has been "stationed" at his other girlfriend's house. FML
Today, my husband actually tried to pay me to forget about the affair that he's been having. FML
Today, my husband decided to start seeing other people. I found out when I called and interrupted his date. FML
Today, I learned that my husband is getting deployed for we don’t know how long, and I’ll be left all alone, in a different country far away from home. FML
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buddymask1 0
oh nooo.. :( don't stay with him, hun
Freeze_fml 17
Hope you learned enough training to kick his ass.
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Comments (105)
Flipnoz 0
I'M BACK BITCHES THESE FML NIGGERS TRIED TO BAN Me NOONE CAN BAN ME, IM Chuck NORRIS
Flipnoz 0
The FML staff is horrible! Yay, you're back, bringing joy to FML! We missed you.
jones21310 0
my husband received a 10,000 dollar one year bonus. we get paid 1,500 twice every month. we also receive 250 dollars extra in COLA. we do not pay rent. we do not pay electricity. we do not pay utilities, and in a time like this where everything is expensive it's great that we can have all this extra money to use. Sadly, your husband saw this opportunity as a great way to cheat. But at least you set yourself up for a great life with or without him.
ironically 0
your an idiot. have the scum pay his own debts
elizzcbs13 0
now you should run a bunch of debt up on his credit card--if he has one, then leave his ass!!! or you could do the whole Justin timberlake "what goes around" video. =)
83pgm 0
Just dump the guy here and now. Leave him single and not debt free.
HotRox 0
joining the military was probably the dumbest thing you coulda done...
cathyran25 0
haha he tried and failed that should be an fml its self
jearojas 4
so why didn't he join instead of you?, after all it's his debt.
blahzz 4
Dude, that ******' sux. Kick him in the balls. Twice.
Tiefling_Tasha 0
YDI for being married to a loser. And FYL because that debt is now YOURS TOO, honey.