Today, I found out that my husband was trying to cheat on me while I was away at basic training. I signed up for the service to pay off his debt. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, aside from clearing out my bank accounts and having an affair, the kicker was finding out my fiancé planned on taking himself and his mistress to Cancun for his birthday, while I would be attending the Marine Corps boot camp. FML
Today, I found out after 6 months in basic training that my wife of 3 years was playing the long game to scam me. She took me for 25k while I was away, then left me for a homeless meth head. I've been "getting divorced" now longer than we had been happily married. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé is going to be deployed on our wedding day. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been "cheating" on me with some girl from Russia that he has to pay for regularly. This explains why he never has any money, he's actually dumb enough to be scammed. FML
Today, I came to found out that every time my husband told me that he was on "a work trip", he was actually cheating on me with some other bitch. FML
Today, after I was on deployment 6000 miles away, and because my wife was struggling pretty bad with work, kids, and taking care of everything on her own, she finally had a breakdown so I came home early to help. I found out she was fucking another Navy dude the whole time. I should've stayed out there. FML
Today, I found out that instead of being stationed in Afghanistan, my husband of 9 years has been "stationed" at his other girlfriend's house. FML
Today, my husband actually tried to pay me to forget about the affair that he's been having. FML
Today, my husband decided to start seeing other people. I found out when I called and interrupted his date. FML
Today, I learned that my husband is getting deployed for we don’t know how long, and I’ll be left all alone, in a different country far away from home. FML
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Top comments
buddymask1 0
oh nooo.. :( don't stay with him, hun
Freeze_fml 17
Hope you learned enough training to kick his ass.
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Comments (105)
livetodisco 0
What. a dick.
D11Churchkill 8
#12 you don't get paid a lot unless you become an officer
6969awesome 0
well u just a bad taste in men
eve28 0
op you are dick whipped.
kube_fml 0
welcome to the army
iceTwy_fml 0
What an a*s he is. Leave him...
FUNKO 0
YDI. That's not a reason to join the military.
polkadot3155 6
extra money for you :)
fnyunj 3
Seems only fair you should use your military training ON HIM. People who cheat on spouses are among the lowest forms of life on earth. People who cheat on MILITARY spouses, are the LOWEST OF THE LOW. They are unpatriotic, traitors. They had the choice to divorce, instead of leaving their spouse hanging while they went away and put their lives in harms' way. Cheaters are disgusting emotional cowards. By the way - the debt is not necessarily yours too. It depends on state law. You talk to a lawyer. You get him to sign a divorce decree that has him AGREE that all the debt is his. And tell him he deserves it because it's HIS fault for making the debt, HIS fault for cheating, and HIS fault for you joining up in the first place. Thank you for your service, and God Bless, and I hope you find someone worthy of you in the future.
TheIrishJaneDoe 9
Pedophilia falls way lower than cheating on an enlisted spouse. Patriotism can be an admirable thing, but it's not any more important than other virtues.
BitterSarcastic 0
1) Go to boot camp. 2) Learn all of the ways to incapacitate an enemy. 3) Practice on the jerk.