Today, I found out that my husband was trying to cheat on me while I was away at basic training. I signed up for the service to pay off his debt. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, aside from clearing out my bank accounts and having an affair, the kicker was finding out my fiancé planned on taking himself and his mistress to Cancun for his birthday, while I would be attending the Marine Corps boot camp. FML
Today, I found out after 6 months in basic training that my wife of 3 years was playing the long game to scam me. She took me for 25k while I was away, then left me for a homeless meth head. I've been "getting divorced" now longer than we had been happily married. FML
Today, I found out that my fiancé is going to be deployed on our wedding day. FML
Today, I found out my husband has been "cheating" on me with some girl from Russia that he has to pay for regularly. This explains why he never has any money, he's actually dumb enough to be scammed. FML
Today, I came to found out that every time my husband told me that he was on "a work trip", he was actually cheating on me with some other bitch. FML
Today, after I was on deployment 6000 miles away, and because my wife was struggling pretty bad with work, kids, and taking care of everything on her own, she finally had a breakdown so I came home early to help. I found out she was fucking another Navy dude the whole time. I should've stayed out there. FML
Today, I found out that instead of being stationed in Afghanistan, my husband of 9 years has been "stationed" at his other girlfriend's house. FML
Today, my husband actually tried to pay me to forget about the affair that he's been having. FML
Today, my husband decided to start seeing other people. I found out when I called and interrupted his date. FML
Today, I learned that my husband is getting deployed for we don’t know how long, and I’ll be left all alone, in a different country far away from home. FML
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Top comments
buddymask1 0
oh nooo.. :( don't stay with him, hun
Freeze_fml 17
Hope you learned enough training to kick his ass.
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Comments (105)
iwadasn 33
YDI for joining the military then.
AmbrosiaFan 19
YDI for trying to pay off HIS debts. Go into the service, learn things, divorce his cheating butt, and make a new life for yourself.
heathmac 0
never assume spousal debt!! don't you watch suzie orman??!
realdr 0
thanks for serving
natural711 6
are you stupid? paying off his debt! make him go get the damn training and pay it off himself it's not YOUR debt it's HIS debt.. dumb ass
thatsrugged 2
1) So you caught him trying to cheat on you? how the hell does someone try to cheat on a person and not succeed?? Your husbands a loser for being that stupid. 2) Your stupid for marrying someone whose already in debt and didnt make his lazy ass join the marines 3) Id say YDI
wrestling08 0
actualy if your in the army and married it pays quite well
stephaniecrespin 0
dump him and enjoy the army, its not that bad
cactus_fml 0
Leave his ass, but do it after you get back from the army. If you do work things out with him or end up staying with him, DO NOT PAY HIS DEBT. Keep your own damn money, he obviously doesn't deserve your help.
soccerlover1234 0
he.is.a.di*k.smoker haha