Today, my husband is terminal and insisted on making his last confession. Long story short, the priest came out pale and sweating and told me, in no uncertain terms, that my husband is definitely going to Hell, but won’t tell me why. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I attended my husband's funeral and my son carried out the eulogy, which basically turned into a character assassination, ending with "and I hope Hell is hot enough for you, old man." Almost our entire family agreed with every word he said. FML
Today, my son sent me a very frank text telling me my husband is no longer welcome at his house, because, “He knows what he did, if you want to know then ask him.” This isn’t going to be good. FML
Today, at my niece's christening, I was outside with family when we suddenly heard shouting and the priest pushing my husband outside while screaming, “GET OUT OF MY CHURCH!” Friar Tuck style. It’s been six hours and husband still won’t tell me what he did that upset a priest that badly. FML
Today, my relationship of over a decade ended very badly and suddenly. He asked for one last favor and I agreed… before realizing it meant I had to go to the church where we'd always planned to marry. Thanks for the final stake to the heart. FML
Today, my dad told me, in the form of a soliloquy, to have a better attitude about death and dying. I have terminal cancer. FML
Today, a 65-ish year-old man told me that he's married and not supposed to look at other women, but that I tempt him. All while sitting next to his wife, who then told me I was going to hell. FML
Today, my husband got home from hospital following a suicide attempt that was a hair's breadth from being successful, and told me he did it because he can’t handle being married, being a father, having responsibilities, then he moved out and refuses to come home. FML
Today, I took my 6-year-old son to visit his grandmother, as the doctors say she only has days left to live. Minutes after we arrived, he leaned in close and told her that she's going to hell. FML
Today, I told my husband that I didn't think our marriage was going to survive our stillbirth, and that we should get divorced. He said, "No way. We're going to marriage and grief counseling and not giving up on our marriage." He just doesn't understand that I blame myself so much and want to set him free. FML
Today, my husband was diagnosed with cancer, but that's not the worst part. He immediately told me he wanted a divorce afterwards. He insists that he's doing it for me. FML
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DoctorPALO 14
First of all, nobody, and I mean NOBODY can tell you for a certainty that someone is going to heaven or hell. Your relationship with Jesus is the matter of the Lord. Second of all, go ask your husband!
Warp1978 15
Or think of it this way your husband lived a full life and isn't going to hell for using his god given right to live his life
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Comments (5)
cuz803 46
That's tough. Idk what religion it is but I'm assuming it's a form of Christianity. From my theological studies, all sins can be forgiven except blasphemy against the Lord. You have nothing to lose in trying to find out what his final confession is. I do pray, your husbands repents before it's too late.
Suzi_d16 27
Catholic
Warp1978 15
Or think of it this way your husband lived a full life and isn't going to hell for using his god given right to live his life
DoctorPALO 14
First of all, nobody, and I mean NOBODY can tell you for a certainty that someone is going to heaven or hell. Your relationship with Jesus is the matter of the Lord. Second of all, go ask your husband!
core01 30
meh, he probably kissed a dude one time. Religious folks think that's far worse than serial rapists and pedophilia.
JasonThorn 23
Who the Hell did you marry, OP? THE JOKER?