Today, I found out that my husband has more topless pictures of his ex on his computer than he does of me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my husband thinks it's okay to have an online girlfriend and have naked pictures sent to his email, because he's not "physically touching, making love, or kissing." The sad part is that the online girlfriend gets more action than me. FML
Today, my husband picked a fight with me because I have more pictures of our child on my desk at work than I do of him. FML
Today, I found out my husband had a Pornhub account where he photoshops himself to look like a girl. The worst part is that I noticed he wore some of my maternity clothes in the pictures. I guess they were the only ones big enough to fit him. FML
Today, I found a USB stick my husband was hiding. I checked and it had hundreds of pictures of girls from porn sites and Instagram. That wasn’t the issue. Hidden in those pictures was a pic of his ex-girlfriend, with whom he has not been with past 8 years. FML
Today, I found a bunch of half-naked girls saved in my boyfriend's phone, and only a handful of the pics were of me. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
Today, I found a picture my husband had saved on the computer. It was of me, and he had named it "Fatter". FML
Today, I caught my husband once again looking at half naked pictures of a friend of mine on Facebook. When I asked why he did it, he said "I was checking to see if they were still there." FML
Today, I found out that my husband keeps in contact with the woman he was infatuated with in high school. He texts her more than he texts me. FML
Today, I found out that my wife sent nudie pics to her ex-husband. My wife's excuse for the pics? "I needed a compliment because I thought you didn't love me." FML
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Top comments
amelitaliz 22
He shouldn't have any of his ex topless! We're clear that's the real problem, right? Not who he has more of? Good. Just checking.
shiba10 26
It's best if he doesn't have any pics of you nude, you never know what could happen with those pictures, but he shouldn't have her pictures if he's in a relationship with you
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Comments (123)
aFeeble0ldMan 15
I don't think have the pictures of his ex is all that wrong but he shouldn't keep them in a place where you could access them.
BrotherPhil 35
Jelly much? If he''s actually looking at them, as opposed to just not having deleted them, the point is that he's choosing OP over his ex. Whilst this is probably a common difference between men & women, there seem to be lot of insecure people on here today.
ZDRANO 9
You could definitely change that. Just saying
laden_swallow09 35
Well? Start strippin'!
ThatGirl26 12
Maybe he's not looking at them, he could be keeping them for leverage on her in case she threatens something , maybe she's a crazy ex
randomman55555 11
he probably didnt even know. How often do people clear out data on there computer after inputting it. If it is really a problem then ask him to erase them, then take "new" pics. you shouldnt let this disrupt your beautiful relationship, unless you caught him in the act of looking at them. Talk it out like adults and be honest with eachother.
scooter50 12
well get with the program then.
jvanevery 19
okay how many pictures does he have on his computer I have almost 10,000 pictures on my computers and they are not organized I'm not sure what all is there
hydronoxx 11
That's not cool.
cheeeksss 29
9, glad you found the true problem in the FML.