Today, I found out that my husband has more topless pictures of his ex on his computer than he does of me. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my husband thinks it's okay to have an online girlfriend and have naked pictures sent to his email, because he's not "physically touching, making love, or kissing." The sad part is that the online girlfriend gets more action than me. FML
Today, my husband picked a fight with me because I have more pictures of our child on my desk at work than I do of him. FML
Today, I found out my husband had a Pornhub account where he photoshops himself to look like a girl. The worst part is that I noticed he wore some of my maternity clothes in the pictures. I guess they were the only ones big enough to fit him. FML
Today, I found a USB stick my husband was hiding. I checked and it had hundreds of pictures of girls from porn sites and Instagram. That wasn’t the issue. Hidden in those pictures was a pic of his ex-girlfriend, with whom he has not been with past 8 years. FML
Today, I found a bunch of half-naked girls saved in my boyfriend's phone, and only a handful of the pics were of me. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
Today, I found a picture my husband had saved on the computer. It was of me, and he had named it "Fatter". FML
Today, I caught my husband once again looking at half naked pictures of a friend of mine on Facebook. When I asked why he did it, he said "I was checking to see if they were still there." FML
Today, I found out that my husband keeps in contact with the woman he was infatuated with in high school. He texts her more than he texts me. FML
Today, I found out that my wife sent nudie pics to her ex-husband. My wife's excuse for the pics? "I needed a compliment because I thought you didn't love me." FML
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amelitaliz 22
He shouldn't have any of his ex topless! We're clear that's the real problem, right? Not who he has more of? Good. Just checking.
shiba10 26
It's best if he doesn't have any pics of you nude, you never know what could happen with those pictures, but he shouldn't have her pictures if he's in a relationship with you
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Comments (123)
lilithfury 23
If he has any pics of his exes, then you should leave him. That's disrespectful of you, and the entire relationship. He shouldn't have nude or partially nude pics of any one he knows.
Calingaladha 21
No, she shouldn't just leave him. We don't know the situation behind this. Maybe they're pictures that he forgot about, or maybe they haven't been together long enough for him to get around deleting them all. They should talk first, not automatically break things off.
Mynxie 26
They are married so I'm going to assume they have been together long enough for the husband to delete them.
Calingaladha 21
I've known people to marry after only a few weeks of knowing each other...but mostly, files get forgotten about, so it's not crazy to think that happened here...still shouldn't outright leave him, though.
murph_fml 21
Well, get topless then!
Mynxie 26
You completely miss the issue. Her husband should not have topless pics of his ex. No man in a committed relationship should have those types of pics of their exes.
kikimiko 7
The more pressing issue is that he shouldn't have them in the first place. Not only that, how old are they? Hopefully they weren't sent or saved while you two were dating.
arrowgold 19
It wouldn't be okay even if he had just 1.
ohsnapword 21
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capnjacksparrow 7
*ex-husband
fuzz557 14
It's a guy thing we don't like to let go of that stuff but it's part of growing up. I bet he doesn't give a shit about her but can't get rid of the dirty pics
amsterdamgirl 20
kick his ass!
Moerighan 23
The answer to how many pictures of his ex topless he has should be zero. It's different if it's **** and the girl is someone he's never met, it's so disrespectful that he's kept those.
adonatrix1996 8
so he shouldn't have his ex's pictures anyway but you also shouldn't give him any pics either because of he has his ex's pics after they split. who knows what he'll have of you.