Today, I found out that my husband has more topless pictures of his ex on his computer than he does of me. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my husband thinks it's okay to have an online girlfriend and have naked pictures sent to his email, because he's not "physically touching, making love, or kissing." The sad part is that the online girlfriend gets more action than me. FML
Today, my husband picked a fight with me because I have more pictures of our child on my desk at work than I do of him. FML
Today, I found out my husband had a Pornhub account where he photoshops himself to look like a girl. The worst part is that I noticed he wore some of my maternity clothes in the pictures. I guess they were the only ones big enough to fit him. FML
Today, I found a USB stick my husband was hiding. I checked and it had hundreds of pictures of girls from porn sites and Instagram. That wasn’t the issue. Hidden in those pictures was a pic of his ex-girlfriend, with whom he has not been with past 8 years. FML
Today, I found a bunch of half-naked girls saved in my boyfriend's phone, and only a handful of the pics were of me. FML
Today, I walked in on my husband jacking off to a photo of himself. FML
Today, I found a picture my husband had saved on the computer. It was of me, and he had named it "Fatter". FML
Today, I caught my husband once again looking at half naked pictures of a friend of mine on Facebook. When I asked why he did it, he said "I was checking to see if they were still there." FML
Today, I found out that my husband keeps in contact with the woman he was infatuated with in high school. He texts her more than he texts me. FML
Today, I found out that my wife sent nudie pics to her ex-husband. My wife's excuse for the pics? "I needed a compliment because I thought you didn't love me." FML
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amelitaliz 22
He shouldn't have any of his ex topless! We're clear that's the real problem, right? Not who he has more of? Good. Just checking.
shiba10 26
It's best if he doesn't have any pics of you nude, you never know what could happen with those pictures, but he shouldn't have her pictures if he's in a relationship with you
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kennethlwinter 3
How do any of you know whether she was snooping or if he just admitted to them?
Arot6 17
Just speaking in the realm of hypotheticals, there could be non-cheaty reasons for having those pictures (not saying any of these are particularly likely, just possible). 1. He could have just had them from before and forgot to delete them. I still find crap on my computer from years ago. 2. It could just be another pair of **** for him to jerk off to. Most people don't really care if their partner watches **** to get off, and he might just consider this to be **** rather than having an emotional connection. 3. I only say this one because it happened to me (with normal files I wanted to keep private, not topless pics), but he could have put them in an invisible folder (you can make it so you cannot see it unless you know where it is on your desktop) and forgot the folder existed. That's all I got. Best talk with him to figure it out. It could very well be less significant than you think it is.
Mynxie 26
I don't have an issue with my boyfriend watching **** but tit pics of an ex is not ****.
hoppgrasser 7
To be fair though. Sometimes you forget that you have them still.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
The fact that OP said topless and not naked makes me wonder if it is simply that OP's husband has no naked pictures of her at all and an old picture of him and his ex on a beach somewhere.
Mynxie 26
I am sure if it was at the beach, OP would have said that. Stop trying to justify the creep.
Earl_KarmasBitch 36
I'm not justifying anything. If you've read follow ups long enough you'll have seen a large number of cases where someone posted something that makes their partner seem like a complete creep but turned out to be an observation that they thought was funny. So yeah, maybe he is a creep, or maybe this is one of those cases. The fact he has topless pics rather than nudes is enough to make me wonder.
RHChiliPeppers 17
Make sure if you become his ex, that he doesn't have any photos of you topless.
DaniealThePope 18
Isn't that a good thing, the fact that he has no topless pictures of you. I mean blackmail is real.
cbroady0529 9
Haha nope. Delete. If he has a problem with that then you guys have a far bigger problem than which of you he has more pictures of.
iam2fat4u 15
I don't see a problem
Mynxie 26
Well let's pray to God you never have a wife with that attitude.
prodigy2013 4
I have some of my ex bc I randomly found them from a email 3 years ago and I'm to lazy to go through them all
lunaangel 14
you can fix that you know... preferably in the most comedic way possible just to **** with his head