Anonymous
Canada
Today, I found out that my girlfriend of almost 6 years has put me in debt over $33,000. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Noname
United States
Today, my fiancée "thought I should know" that she has a $125,000 student loan debt. FML
humbug
Broomfield, United States
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been paying her half of the rent by taking my ATM card and getting money from my account. FML
Conflicted
United States
Bonus dilemma
Today, my girlfriend told me she got a hefty bonus at work and will pay off my credit card debt. I was gonna break up with her because I’d been working on resolving things with my ex-girlfriend. FML
Anonymous
Can't buy me love
Today, my girlfriend saw my secret money stash for emergencies and broke up with me, after calling me a greedy asshole and not telling her before. According to her, we could have taken a lot of trips around the country, because, "your money is mine, too." We dated for six months. FML
asparagus piss
Tifton, United States
Today, after having loaned my girlfriend money after she claimed to be broke and unable to pay her rent and electricity bills, she went out, spent it all on a new purse and phone, and now refuses to pay me back. FML
armenta427
United States
Today, I found out that my parents are 28,000 dollars in debt and that my bank account has $27.17 in it. They took my money to help pay their debt. FML
Justus Buhler
Today, my girlfriend told me that she had to go to New Hampshire for a few days for her grandma's funeral. Later I found out she spent over $1,000 dollars (on our joint account) to take a vacation with the man she was cheating on me with. FML
Anonymous
Morganville, United States
Scammers gonna scam
Today, I found out that not only is my girlfriend already married, but she and her husband were planning some wacky scheme to steal all of my money, and run away to strike again in a new location, with new names. FML
Anonymous
United States
Truth bomb
Today, after nearly 4 years together, my girlfriend told me that not only does she not love me anymore, she was lying about wanting to work things out because it would be "too hard" for her to go back to financing her own life. I'm nothing more than an extra wallet. FML
Anonymous
United States
Cough up
Today, I learned I have over $10,000 in debt, despite never owning a credit card. Apparently, my ex-roommate had been replying to the credit card offers I was receiving in the mail. That also explains my missing driver's license a few months back. FML
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Lithium2 0
Damn. Get rid of her!
juega12847 0
So far, 15 people have clicked "you deserve this". Um, why?
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arienh4 0
ITT FML regulars and mods are really awesome. But really, FMLs like these need more details.
voveraite 7
Well, FYL and YDI, since you don't check your bank account regularly. Also, I strongly believe that before marriage, people shouldn't (...sleep with each other? naaah :P) exchange bank account information! It unfortunately suffices for her to know your account number to make some purchases (see plane tickets) but I thought she'd need hold of your credit card for putting one in debt? Why would you give it to her? Unless she is unfit to work, I don't see any reason for this (kids and being a SAHM not considered, even though a lot of women choose to support themselves even if they have children).
fantasyflamz 0
Dude, you need to use Mint.com to track your purchases or something... seriously YDI no excuse man.
BurnDammit 0
Ehhh OP,I know how you feel,I'm really sorry for you.Sue that bitch. She sounds like my mother,except that she wouldn't stand being soo long with one guy.
levicki 0
She owes you $33,000 of sex then. Thats a whole lotta sex
allmidnighteyes 11
if you're ex-governor Spitzer, $33k for sex is nothing ;D
Darthbane2007 19
YDI. How can you not keep up with your own finances?
blahblahblah43 0
Wow. Did she go on an ultimate shopping spree or something?? If so, then she must be a total girly-girl. Okay, how about this: You get a 2nd job (if you don't have a 1st one, then apply for 2), and make you girlfriend get 2 jobs if she doesn't have 2 already. But that could be tough due to Obama shattering the economy. Well, best of luck anyway!
ovyind 0
Haha, Obama shattering the economy, that was already ****** before he gained his position. The major banks shattered the economy way before Obama started running for president!
ban4023 0
wtf how did that happend?
BJA_fml 4
That's not bad for six years, I would have had you in debt for $100,000.
eggbrtshootsfire 0
That better be a nice ring then