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Today, I found out that my girlfriend of almost 6 years has put me in debt over $33,000. FML

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Lithium2 0

Damn. Get rid of her!

juega12847 0

So far, 15 people have clicked "you deserve this". Um, why?

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13BlackCat 2

i'm sorry but that is really your own damn fault. don't spend money you don't have and don't blame her cause you feel the need to keep buying her stuff

FerrariCake 2

Some lessons are more expensive than others, but this one is worth every penny: If you let people spend your money (or spend the money you borrow)... they will. YDI because she couldn't have put you in debt without you allowing her to. You probably gave her your credit cards or something. But here's a clue for you: if the banks won't give her a credit card of her own, there's probably a reason. They're professionals at evaluating credit risks. You're obviously an amateur... but you're learning fast.

Drewsius 0

YDI for letting it get that bad without ever asking questions.

FerrariCake 2

Put it in pespective... Paul McCartney was married to Heather Mills for only a few years and had to pay her $50 million when they split. You: $33000 in 6 years is about $16 per day for decent sex (we hope, for your sake) Paul: $50 million in 3 years is about $50,000 per day for occasional sex with a one legged woman. When you think your situation sucks, just think of Paul.

GirlWithBadLuck 0

hahaha....; but paul actually had money. He wasnt in the hole 50k

jonny2x4 0

Macca was a fool for not getting a prenup. Marrying for love is for fools. He was getting infrequent sex with a one-legged woman who also uses a bedpan in bed because she doesn't want to drag herself to the bathroom.

jonny2x4 0

The OP is talking about all the money he spent on her over the six years they have been together. That includes dinners, movies, concerts, flowers, jewelry, etc. All told, $5.5K/year is not impossible. that breaks down to $458/mo, $114/wk. The sad part of all this is that all this money spent is done for the chance of having sex. The sex is not guaranteed, unless she's really horny. Any implied promise of sex is subject to change. Unless this tool was guaranteed a lay every time, he's overspent just to go home with his dick in his hands. At this point you might as well marry her. $33K is a huge investment just to have her dump you after six years just because you never popped the question.

shsaaa 0

the sad part is, she is probably going to dump you soon.

d_hart09 0

Yeah you could date me then lol how did you not see that coming you must have gave her whatever she wanted

777jimbo777 0

I think this might be my dad. FML!

iDaffy 0

Learn to say NO!

Frolly_fml 0

This is not an FML, it's the natural occurence of mating.

DameGreyWulf 1

This made me think of a lioness buying a human skin coat. All of them in the pride, that is. Sucks to be Mufasa Also agreed with 101