Today, I found out that my girlfriend of almost 6 years has put me in debt over $33,000. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my fiancée "thought I should know" that she has a $125,000 student loan debt. FML
Today, I found out that my girlfriend has been paying her half of the rent by taking my ATM card and getting money from my account. FML
Bonus dilemma
Today, my girlfriend told me she got a hefty bonus at work and will pay off my credit card debt. I was gonna break up with her because I’d been working on resolving things with my ex-girlfriend. FML
Can't buy me love
Today, my girlfriend saw my secret money stash for emergencies and broke up with me, after calling me a greedy asshole and not telling her before. According to her, we could have taken a lot of trips around the country, because, "your money is mine, too." We dated for six months. FML
Today, after having loaned my girlfriend money after she claimed to be broke and unable to pay her rent and electricity bills, she went out, spent it all on a new purse and phone, and now refuses to pay me back. FML
Today, I found out that my parents are 28,000 dollars in debt and that my bank account has $27.17 in it. They took my money to help pay their debt. FML
Today, my girlfriend told me that she had to go to New Hampshire for a few days for her grandma's funeral. Later I found out she spent over $1,000 dollars (on our joint account) to take a vacation with the man she was cheating on me with. FML
Scammers gonna scam
Today, I found out that not only is my girlfriend already married, but she and her husband were planning some wacky scheme to steal all of my money, and run away to strike again in a new location, with new names. FML
Truth bomb
Today, after nearly 4 years together, my girlfriend told me that not only does she not love me anymore, she was lying about wanting to work things out because it would be "too hard" for her to go back to financing her own life. I'm nothing more than an extra wallet. FML
Cough up
Today, I learned I have over $10,000 in debt, despite never owning a credit card. Apparently, my ex-roommate had been replying to the credit card offers I was receiving in the mail. That also explains my missing driver's license a few months back. FML
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Lithium2 0
Damn. Get rid of her!
juega12847 0
So far, 15 people have clicked "you deserve this". Um, why?
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Comments (141)
angelmonkey 0
btw she is using u for $!!
chuckscrotch 0
try $327,000 worth of debt. A mortgage included.
Ugi 27
I don't understand how you can just "find out" this after 6 years. She suddenly took out a loan in your name? That's either theft or fraud. If you mean that she keeps asking for stuff which you keep buying on credit and have only just added up the total, you really have nobody to blame but yourself. Women who are moderately self-reliant do exist in this modern age. My wife earns more than I do. And no. You can't have her.
blake50023 0
sue her but back to the ally way where you found her
jammer1379 2
you should be keeping better track of your finances so that doesnt just show up one day
FkThisLife 6
Tough love lol
budster1993 2
Well.... She needs to get 33,000 pairs of shoes!
bagleface 6
I ain't sayin she's a gold digger but she ain't messin with no broke ...
Dcm210 19
learn to manage your own money dude.
BiNeko 12
Shoulda payed more attention, dumbass.