Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the, "I know I'm not your mother…" speech. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Today, my ex-wife confessed to me that she's in love with my father and broke down crying because he's never approved of her. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend was having lunch with my parents. Believing she was in love with me and feeling the same, I dropped by. My parents told me that she’s their friend and that she has a boyfriend that they approve of, all while telling me I was never good enough for her. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom still refers to his ex as 'the daughter she never had.' FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend's mother still calls his ex-girlfriend her "future daughter-in-law". FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, I found out my now ex-girlfriend had only moved in to spite her mother, not because she loved me. Five months of falling in love, just to find out I was just being used to get back at her mom. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend started dating the guy she told me not to worry about when we dated. FML
Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML
Today, I found out that the girl my boyfriend says is "just a good old friend" is actually an "ex that got away." FML
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Freeze_fml 17
Keeping it within the family.
DKjazz 20
Fulfill your Oedipus complex. Kill your dad, and marry your "mother".
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Comments (296)
jetmarvinwelch 0
Jerry springer
Brooding99 15
Wow OP, fyl man. But props to your dad, be weird having sex with a woman my son did... But hey yeehaw for middle life crisis. Kinda makes me happy my dad is ugly as shit and fat as hell.... Seeing him pull the tail I do would just hurt.
patrickalamo 48
Your father has no honor!
eesingz48 3
Haha gross that totally sucks your dad's balls
perdix 31
For some reason, knowing everyone's age would make all the difference. If the kid was dating a cougar, that would be one thing, but it dad robbed the cradle, it would be another. I guess only in Kentucky do they have MIUTFs - mothers I used to ****.
perdix 31
I got it! Bring home another girl, and when you dad bones her, rat him out to your "mom." She'll divorce him and win custody of you, so you two can resume ******* while your dad pays for it. SAT scores be damned! This is the real proof that I'm a jeenyus!
mishkaroni 15
Win!
Angelrose2004 17
That's real Family Matters there... Who knows, she could be your next grandmother!
bfortson 0
Oh my god!!!!
underguarded 20
Well she gets around.
em1nem13 0
Tell her to eff off