Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the, "I know I'm not your mother…" speech. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Today, my ex-wife confessed to me that she's in love with my father and broke down crying because he's never approved of her. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend was having lunch with my parents. Believing she was in love with me and feeling the same, I dropped by. My parents told me that she’s their friend and that she has a boyfriend that they approve of, all while telling me I was never good enough for her. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom still refers to his ex as 'the daughter she never had.' FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend's mother still calls his ex-girlfriend her "future daughter-in-law". FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, I found out my now ex-girlfriend had only moved in to spite her mother, not because she loved me. Five months of falling in love, just to find out I was just being used to get back at her mom. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend started dating the guy she told me not to worry about when we dated. FML
Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML
Today, I found out that the girl my boyfriend says is "just a good old friend" is actually an "ex that got away." FML
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Freeze_fml 17
Keeping it within the family.
DKjazz 20
Fulfill your Oedipus complex. Kill your dad, and marry your "mother".
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Comments (296)
RaquelRox2299 0
Woah! That's just wrong!
brigolio14 5
Thats really weird , like who does that?
theghost1309 11
Not much of a father if he's dating your love regardless of the fact she's your ex.
iLLmatic_D_indo 0
Guessing shes a total MILF;)
CoryX 9
Sorry to hear that OP that sucks... I kind of feel bad that I accidentally pressed ydi -_- stupid iPod
DAL666 0
thts just plain horrible
brooks10101 1
Punch your mom out son!
baseballlegitly0 2
my hot step mom lol
Snook09 1
I actually, Live in Minnesota guys, this is actually mine. I didn't login to do it. But, Yes it sucks. Extremely Awkward.
baseballlegitly0 2
see i would see as it i can **** her when ever i want now and dad thinks we are bonding(;