Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the, "I know I'm not your mother…" speech. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Today, my ex-wife confessed to me that she's in love with my father and broke down crying because he's never approved of her. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend was having lunch with my parents. Believing she was in love with me and feeling the same, I dropped by. My parents told me that she’s their friend and that she has a boyfriend that they approve of, all while telling me I was never good enough for her. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom still refers to his ex as 'the daughter she never had.' FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend's mother still calls his ex-girlfriend her "future daughter-in-law". FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, I found out my now ex-girlfriend had only moved in to spite her mother, not because she loved me. Five months of falling in love, just to find out I was just being used to get back at her mom. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend started dating the guy she told me not to worry about when we dated. FML
Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML
Today, I found out that the girl my boyfriend says is "just a good old friend" is actually an "ex that got away." FML
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Freeze_fml 17
Keeping it within the family.
DKjazz 20
Fulfill your Oedipus complex. Kill your dad, and marry your "mother".
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Comments (296)
baseballlegitly0 2
lolololol 3way father and son bonding balls deep lololol
megamandude455 10
Uh wow. You dated your mom?? Gross
mzwhitaker85 0
gross wow your dad loves sloppy seconds
fatalwish 6
Wow from west va much ? Thats nuts theres no way i would do that shit with a closed mouth tell her how you feel and if she dosent understand shes just gold diggin and let it be that.
IDMx302 1
Does it suprise anybody that This happened in Kentucky? But seriously dude, I can't even imagine how that feels. Cheer up and find a girl to rebound on.
guitarplayer546 0
What a terrible thing for a father to do. Like that's pretty ******* awkward.
Sonalis 9
Dude, your ex is psycho, and your dad is a complete idiot. Sorry man. FYL indeed
AkimmboSlice97 0
sounds like you need to call 1800 choke that hoe
mpclaw 3
Actually, I see it as a compliment. Dad is a more mature version of you and probably has more money. Besides, she wants a daddy.
wickedeva 2
I don't believe this one at all. You have an average imagination, congratulations!