Today, I found out that my ex-girlfriend, the girl I completely love, is now dating my father. She tried giving me the, "I know I'm not your mother…" speech. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I learned who my dad's new fiancée is. Upon meeting her she exclaimed, "My, I haven't seen you in a while!" She's my ex-boyfriend's mom. FML
Today, my ex-wife confessed to me that she's in love with my father and broke down crying because he's never approved of her. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend was having lunch with my parents. Believing she was in love with me and feeling the same, I dropped by. My parents told me that she’s their friend and that she has a boyfriend that they approve of, all while telling me I was never good enough for her. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend's mom still refers to his ex as 'the daughter she never had.' FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend's mother still calls his ex-girlfriend her "future daughter-in-law". FML
Today, I found out my dad is dating my dead mom's best friend. FML
Today, I found out my now ex-girlfriend had only moved in to spite her mother, not because she loved me. Five months of falling in love, just to find out I was just being used to get back at her mom. FML
Today, my ex-girlfriend started dating the guy she told me not to worry about when we dated. FML
Today, I just found out that my ex girlfriend is gonna be my step mother. FML
Today, I found out that the girl my boyfriend says is "just a good old friend" is actually an "ex that got away." FML
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Freeze_fml 17
Keeping it within the family.
DKjazz 20
Fulfill your Oedipus complex. Kill your dad, and marry your "mother".
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Comments (296)
mynameis1339 0
Man you got to love Kentucky.. Fried chicken
JustSumRedneck 0
I have had KFC in Kentucky it the worst chicken I have ever had
CuteDumBlonde64 11
LOL well this is awkward o.O
psykokandy 3
Duuuude... There are no words. I don't know who's more screwed up - your dad or your ex!!
MrsPegg 45
I'd say both of them are equally messed up. . . Sounds like a Jerry Springer episode.
ShroomsOnAcid 17
But we all know who didn't inherit dad's gifted genitalia.
Senior29 8
now dats wat i call a love triangle 0.O
Mekeritrig 15
Wait for the inevitable affair.
MrsPegg 45
Or for the marriage, pregnancy, incest-like drama.
MrsPegg 45
But then that could possibly imply that OP has herpes as well. And no offense, but I wouldn't want someone thinking I have herpes if I dont.
Glockinator 2
This brings the term mother fu@!$er into a whole new light
ikickgingers 15
If his father was his mother, yes it would.
ikickgingers 15
I didn't see that in the fml. Nevermind. *leaves now*
WhitneyRuinous 6
Did you give her the, "I know I ****** you hard last week, but that's no reason to run to my daddy," speech?
sophyy_fml 0
Ew...
angela3222 0
Id probably just move out and get my own place. Forget them just give up haha