poopybed
United States
Today, I found out that my dog is so lazy, she doesn't even get out of my bed in the morning to poop. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
WellThatSucks
United States
Today, I discovered my dog pooped in my bed, under the covers, by rolling over onto it. FML
Anonymous Taco Man
United States
Top of the mornin' to ya!
Today, my dog had REALLY bad diarrhea. I found that out when I woke up to find it all over my bed. FML
Anonymous
New York, United States
This means war
Today, after I spent the evening at a girl's house that I'm seeing, I woke in the morning and put my pants on to leave, only to have her dog's poop roll out of the leg of my pants. This wouldn't be so bad if last week the same dog hadn't left the same treat right where I step when getting out of bed. FML
Anonymous
Puebla City, Mexico
Dirty boy
Today, I discovered that one of my dogs has taken a liking to rolling over his own poop. I found out by petting him. FML
new dog
Gaithersburg, United States
Best foot forward
Today, I found out that my dog is a pro at pooping directly into shoes. FML
Username
United States
Well played, you mutt
Today, I cleaned up my dog's crap after my wife asked me. Five minutes later she yelled at me for being lazy as she slammed the door leaving for work. My dog had shat in the exact same spot, apparently to make me look stupid. FML
Anonymous
Sheffield, United Kingdom
Today, instead of waking up to soft sunlight creeping in the window or the gentle trill of birds, I was awakened by the sound of my dog vomiting all over my bed. FML
Anonymous
Newmarket, Canada
Today, I found dog poop in my room that had probably been there for days. My girlfriend, who was watching the house, said she didn't realize it was there, because she thought it was the smell of her own farts. FML
jrad
United States
Today, I went to move my dog that had been napping in the middle of my bed for the last few hours, only to discover that he wasn't napping. He died. FML
Really
United States
Bad boy
Today, my roommate let his dog out. Not even five minutes later, she walked into my room and dropped a deuce. FML
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Happygofucky 0
I wouldn't get out of bed to poop if I knew someone else would clean it up. Why bother!?
mrsmcscruggs 5
YDI.... your dog is sick. if anyone's lazy it's you for not taking the poor thing to the vet.
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Comments (127)
Georgie_chick 0
Doggy bedpan?
vivilily 0
sucks for YOU HA!:/
CallMeHush 1
Monkey see, Monkey doo.
Murn 0
Maybe you should shit in her bed and see how she likes it.
amarie2009 22
Why in the hell would you let a dog sleep in your bed? Its disgusting! They go outside , roll around in god knows what and then he sleeps in your bed!!
Czech_Zidane 14
Exactly. And some people let their dogs lick them on their face... the dogs eat god knows what (I saw a dog eating a pile of turd), lick another dog's ass when they meet another dog...I would NEVER let a dog lick my face. Never ever.
dakkilove 0
or your dog has a problem that you should let the vet check out... just sayin'
ObadiahtheSlim 2
Sounds like your dog has health problems. Dogs do not normally mess their own dens.
mobchick16 0
I think you deserve this OP, if you maybe trained it and took it out more often and gave it the attention it deserves, you wouldn't have that problem.
xxmichaelxx 0
den make him sleep in da backyard so he ***** on da grass
Crystalosophy 0
She might have a medical problem, take her to the vet.