Ashley Youngman
Today, I spent five minutes shaking a bowl of Jello because it looked cool. FML
Collection
Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Jello
United States
Today, I went to have dessert with my boyfriend. We ordered some Jello. I said that I loved Jello because it is so fun and jiggly. My boyfriend said, "Like you. Except the fun part". FML
Not my best work
United States
I'm trying! I'm trying!
Today, I took a pottery class to try out a new hobby. After an hour of work, I had somehow created something that looked vaguely like a bowl. The teacher walked by and asked what I was making. When I proudly said, "A bowl," she paused and replied, "Oh." FML
BeastieHouse
Today, I dropped a brand new jar of molasses into the corner of my completely white kitchen. FML
Youdontneed2knowmyname
United States
Today, I was so bored I began practicing an irish jig. For two hours. FML
Anonymous
Austria
Today, I made a delicious casserole for dinner. Just as I was about to serve it, a bowl fell from the cupboard above, exploded on the counter and made it rain tiny, sharp glass shards on my food. I can't pick them all out. FML
Anonymous
Loughborough, United Kingdom
Homemaker
Today, my daughter found a bag of googly eyes I'd bought for a craft project I'd completely forgot about. She spent the day sticking them on random objects around the house. I now have a microwave that looks like it’s judging me for using it too much instead of actually cooking. FML
Moose
Charleston, United States
Today, I found out that storing a partially empty bowl of ice cream in the freezer overnight along with the spoon, and then trying to take a bite the next day, can have the same effect as sticking your tongue on a flagpole in the middle of winter. FML
Anonymous
Can't feel my tongue
Today, I was using the same metal spoon to stir boiling noodles and the pasta sauce I was heating up. I decided to taste the sauce and see if it was getting warm, forgetting that the spoon was sitting in boiling water three seconds earlier. FML
Anonymous
United States
Kitchen nightmare
Today, I tried to open a jar by tapping the lid on the counter. I tapped it so hard, the jar shattered, and I now have more spaghetti sauce on my pyjama pants than in the pot. FML
Fauna
Blasted
Today, I started to make a protein shake to have a healthy breakfast. It exploded. Turns out, my mom lost the rubber gasket and put the blender back, so it looked ready to use. By the time I cleaned it all up, it was time for me to leave for work. I'm now eating chips from the vending machine. FML
Top comments
Danielle Zion Gadsden 15
How stoned where you?
Tim Carver 9
why do you think you eat it with a spoon... so you can smack each piece cause it's been bad and watch them all jiggle
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Comments (10)
Danielle Zion Gadsden 15
How stoned where you?
Tim Carver 9
why do you think you eat it with a spoon... so you can smack each piece cause it's been bad and watch them all jiggle
mekiswrite 21
Kinky.
Ksweety_fml 27
hey! I would too. 🤭
manb91gb 15
I don't think you're ready for that jelly
Joshawott 21
I mean, you're not wrong.
BurnInDemonFire 39
As long as you didn't tell it to twerk, you're good.
DataWog 30
I once spent an hour watching dry dirt flowing down a hill. I kept poking little clumps because I liked how it looked when it turned to powder and started running down though the pebbles and over the edge like a waterfall.
DataWog 30
I once spent an hour watching dry dirt flowing down a hill. I kept poking little clumps because I liked how it looked when it turned to powder and started running down though the pebbles and over the edge like a waterfall.
PhoenixChick 26
Hey, this is the interent and you'll find your people here. There's an entire blog (or tumblr or whatever) devoted to people posting vidoes of good jello wobbles.