Anon
Singapore
Today, I found out that my brother was selling pictures of me showering. For what? World of Warcraft money. FML
Collection
Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Same thing different taste
Kutakito
Saltsj?baden, Sweden
Today, my 25 year-old brother dumped all my underwear into the fireplace for interrupting him while he was playing WoW. FML
lilybelle11
Brisbane, Australia
New quest
Today, it became apparent that my boyfriend only showers when he levels up on World of Warcraft. FML
Damn You Fortnite
Today, I discovered that my little brother sold my PS2, 3 and 4 along with all of my games in exchange for credits to use in Fortnite. I've had some of that stuff since before he was born. FML
Anonymous
Give it back!
Today, I found out that my brother has been stealing money from me for the past five months. FML
Hey, thats not math!?
Sunnyside, United States
Today, I logged on to my Gmail account and to find that my brother had sent my math teacher a picture of Bigfoot peeing into a urinal. Using my account. FML
Anonymous
Markham, Canada
Today, my brother finally paid me the $60 he owed me. I later found out that he'd stolen those $60 from my wallet. FML
lexiibabe
Attleboro, United States
Today, my older brother gave me his old phone. He didn't realize that he hadn't deleted his pictures. I found a bunch of him wearing my underwear and bras. FML
mybfthecrossdresser
Scarborough, Australia
Today, I found out my boyfriend dresses in my underwear and tights, takes suggestive shots of his ass and legs, and uses them to trick people into thinking he's a girl so they buy him stuff in his online games. FML
Paper Plane in the Night Sky
Makati City, Philippines
Is there that much demand for that sort of thing?
Today, my overly jealous insecure brother "found" my ATM receipt, and called me out during a family luncheon, accusing me for being a drug dealer because, "How else could someone who is unemployed even before the pandemic could have almost 7 digits?" I couldn't answer them. Secretly, I'm a furry hentai artist. FML
Anonymous
Business is business
Today, my best friend and I were taking bikini selfies in my backyard hot tub when I caught my little brother peeping and taking photos from around a corner behind us. Now I know how he can afford his vapes, despite not having a job and being in middle school. FML
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Jimboom 12
Wait until he goes to the toilet or something and then delete every one of his characters
L0veh8te 0
LMAO, I see a bright future for him in the Marketing Buisness.
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kira822_fml 0
At least people want to buy.
Jotham 0
Wow did your brother put pin-hole cameras in the bathroom? Go hack into his account and sell his account for big bucks.
jman1020 0
hahaha that sucks for u but give me ur brothers email i have a old account id sell him or trade :P
coco_28 0
OK how do you not realize hes taking pictures of you in the shower ? steal the money from him and send him to rehab for his game addiction
menglor 1
depending on how old you are? he is? you could report him for peddling Child pornography. at the very least, you can report him for selling **** in game and have his accounts banned.
blueknight1st 26
Epic win! Your brother is awesome.
dyliumo 0
HE CHOSE WOW OVER REAL MONEY!?!? punch him
Sux2BUsukr 0
Blueknight,to me, you sound like an immature jackass
SaintJimmy 0
Sorry if this is posted twice. My computers having problems. Here's what you do: First, you need to report him to Blizzard (optional, if you ARE under 18), distributing pornography in the game is against the Terms of Use. Next, call the police and submit an anonymous tip that he's distributing child pornography (this can only be done if you're under 18, if you're legally an adult, just report him to Blizzard), but if you're brother is over 18, you can get him as a sex offender for exposing all the minors in the game to pornography. Last, go to your mother (or father, if you have a better relationship with him) and pretend to break down in front of her. I mean really freak out and talk about how your brother has been secretly making you a **** star on World of Warcraft. I'm totally not joking here, at least do one of these. Your brother is a creep.
mxrcr 0
Lol @ #31