Today, my boyfriend had always told me that his mom was dead. Apparently he just meant she’s dead to him. She’s actually a con artist. I just met her for the first time, after learning she impersonated me, stole my savings, ran up credit card debt, and bought 3 cars. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend send me a text to inform me that his mother had told him that I was only with him for his money, which he got from his dad's will… even though we were already together at the time. FML
Today, my boyfriend told me that my mom paid him to date me. FML
Today, my boyfriend went to see his ex, who is still friends with him, at her house to comfort her because her mom died. I found out after doing some Facebook stalking that her mom is very much alive. I called him on the phone to call him out on his lie. He responded that he meant her “stepmother” not biological mother. Right. FML
Today, my boyfriend just told me that his mom told him to break up with me, and that she would pay him to do it. His mom is a bitch. FML
Today, my boyfriend broke up with me, because apparently my mom hates him and doesn't want us to be together. My mom died six years ago. FML
Today, my boyfriend of 2 months got upset and frustrated with me because he had yet to meet my mom. I'd told him on our first date that she passed away 4 years ago. FML
Today, I found out that my boyfriend paid a guy to tell me he was dead. FML
Today, my boyfriend is always telling me I haven’t met his real mother yet, even though I’ve known her a year. However, when I happened to disagree with her today, she started screaming and hitting like a psycho. He had to wrestle her out the door. I get it now; I’ve now met his “real” mother. FML
Today, I called my mom to see how she was doing. She quickly hijacked the conversation and said that she's signed me up for a dating site, because she feels bad that I can't find a decent man. I've been dating my boyfriend for seven months, and she's seen me with him multiple times. FML
Today, I found out my mom pretended to be me and had AIM conversations with my boyfriend. FML
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Wadlaen 24
I'm terribly sorry OP! And I do agree that your boyfriend should have been more clear about what he meant and how the actual situation was.
FluffythePink 23
FILE A POLICE REPORT FOR IDENTITY THEFT IMMEDIATELY. That way she gets done for fraud and you get everything removed from your credit history. As soon as you have the police report number, take it straight to everyone she used your identity for and get the ball rolling. It's hard work but 100% worth it when it's done.
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Wadlaen 24
I'm terribly sorry OP! And I do agree that your boyfriend should have been more clear about what he meant and how the actual situation was.
FluffythePink 23
FILE A POLICE REPORT FOR IDENTITY THEFT IMMEDIATELY. That way she gets done for fraud and you get everything removed from your credit history. As soon as you have the police report number, take it straight to everyone she used your identity for and get the ball rolling. It's hard work but 100% worth it when it's done.