Today, I found out that my brother was selling pictures of me showering. For what? World of Warcraft money. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Same thing different taste
Today, my 25 year-old brother dumped all my underwear into the fireplace for interrupting him while he was playing WoW. FML
New quest
Today, it became apparent that my boyfriend only showers when he levels up on World of Warcraft. FML
Today, I discovered that my little brother sold my PS2, 3 and 4 along with all of my games in exchange for credits to use in Fortnite. I've had some of that stuff since before he was born. FML
Give it back!
Today, I found out that my brother has been stealing money from me for the past five months. FML
Today, I logged on to my Gmail account and to find that my brother had sent my math teacher a picture of Bigfoot peeing into a urinal. Using my account. FML
Today, my brother finally paid me the $60 he owed me. I later found out that he'd stolen those $60 from my wallet. FML
Today, my older brother gave me his old phone. He didn't realize that he hadn't deleted his pictures. I found a bunch of him wearing my underwear and bras. FML
Today, I found out my boyfriend dresses in my underwear and tights, takes suggestive shots of his ass and legs, and uses them to trick people into thinking he's a girl so they buy him stuff in his online games. FML
Is there that much demand for that sort of thing?
Today, my overly jealous insecure brother "found" my ATM receipt, and called me out during a family luncheon, accusing me for being a drug dealer because, "How else could someone who is unemployed even before the pandemic could have almost 7 digits?" I couldn't answer them. Secretly, I'm a furry hentai artist. FML
Business is business
Today, my best friend and I were taking bikini selfies in my backyard hot tub when I caught my little brother peeping and taking photos from around a corner behind us. Now I know how he can afford his vapes, despite not having a job and being in middle school. FML
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Jimboom 12
Wait until he goes to the toilet or something and then delete every one of his characters
L0veh8te 0
LMAO, I see a bright future for him in the Marketing Buisness.
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Arcterion 0
Beat the little ****** to death. Set his shit on fire. Or even better: install a key-logger, then look for his password and delete his accounts.
teamsquirrel 0
smart boy
ObadiahtheSlim 2
How does he have pics of you? Sounds a bit suspicious.
fmh123 0
i want to know how he was taking the pictures
worldofwarcraft1 0
It cost 15 dollars a month to play world of warcraft, thats if u use a creditcard, other wise its 30 for a 2 month gamecard, also if u want to get revenge on him, give me his 1st last name, and account name and email address, i can hack his account and delete his stuff
klambert 0
FYL times a million. But....how was he taking pictures of you O_o
rustyrox 0
Weird weird weird !!! Weird he's taking pictures, weird he's looking at them to post them, weird he's selling them. When he's older sue him, if he's old enough to do all that he's old enough to pay the concequences.
Ridik_fml 0
wow i would prob beat the shit outa him then tie him up and go to a huge biz store or street and pull his pants down and leave hime there make sure his hands and feet are tied gud lol hahah but sry that he did that to u and world of warcraft wtf gay game i play halo and i get payed to play it so ya hes dumb lol
azure8787 0
hahaha that shit was funny
chocoLIFE_fml 2
I hate it when that happens >:O