Today, my boyfriend of 2 years came out as gay. I guess I know now why sex was infrequent and made me feel like he wasn't attracted to me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend came out of the closet. In the middle of us having sex. FML
Today, my boyfriend of almost a year told me he thinks he might be gay. I took off my shirt, sexily climbed over him, and began to kiss him passionately. "What do you think now?" I said seductively. His response? "Now I'm sure I'm gay." FML
Today, my boyfriend decided he's asexual and dumped me on the spot. FML
Today, after three days of dating a boy I liked, he came out as gay on his Instagram. FML
Today, my husband of 9 years announced he was gay. He insinuated that he was only able to achieve erections because I looked like a man. FML
Today, I found out why my boyfriend always has sex with me like he hates me. Turns out, he actually hates me. FML
Today, I found out that my homophobic boyfriend, who I was giving a chance to grow the fuck up and get over his obsession with bashing gays, has been cheating on me with another man. FML
Today, I'm still in love with my ex-boyfriend, who is going out with someone else now. At least I now know that he's gay. FML
Today, my boyfriend dumped me for a guy. I was the only one who knew he was bisexual. Now everyone thinks I "turned him gay." FML
Today, my boyfriend told me he doesn't know what it's like to be turned on. Apparently, I've been doing something wrong for the past two years. FML
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bleachedraven 14
A breakup is never fun, but at least there's nothing wrong with you other than being the wrong gender. Good luck in your future endeavors! Hope you find your happiness out there!
Mike Baird 5
At least you know you're not to blame. You are just carrying the wrong equipment. *give him my info*
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Mike Baird 5
At least you know you're not to blame. You are just carrying the wrong equipment. *give him my info*
RichardPencil 32
Strap on?
bleachedraven 14
A breakup is never fun, but at least there's nothing wrong with you other than being the wrong gender. Good luck in your future endeavors! Hope you find your happiness out there!
J1523 9
Thats rough, but at least you know there is nothing wrong with you. Your ex just had to figure himself out. I hope that you were supportive and know that you will find that person for you soon. I am sorry that 2 years passed though.