Today, I found out that most of my family has the same fetish as I do. I don't know whether to be revolted or relieved that I'm not the only one. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that I'm the creepy uncle of the family. FML
Today, I learned that my husband and I share the same taste in men. FML
Today, I found out I have something in common with three other girls. We all have the same boyfriend. FML
Today, I discovered that most of my family is homophobic while discussing Orange Is The New Black. I've only come out to my sister. FML
Today, I found out I'm the only one in my family to wash their hands after they use the bathroom. FML
Today, I found out that having a "praise kink" is apparently not normal. I didn't even know that was a thing. I thought wanting validation was something that applied to everyone. How comforting it is to know that regularly seeking approval from others is considered abnormal. My mental health is real messed up. FML
Today, I found out that my parents are first cousins. FML
Today, I found out that my parents have thought I'm lesbian for at least a year. I now understand why my dad has been trying to get me to "hang out" with his co-worker's daughter. FML
Today, I found out the guy i've been crushing on might be my cousin. Again. FML
Today, I found out that I have a highly irrational fear of little people. I made this self discovery when my mother introduced the family to her new fiancé. FML
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Top comments
Lily_Rain77 25
What is this fetish? I'm asking for a friend....
KrazyKatz3 26
How did you find out...?
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Comments (34)
RichardPencil 32
Please don’t tell us what the fetish is. Ever since I was curious about the Blue Waffle, I’ve been pursuing a life of Intentional Ignorance. I recommend it if you think an answer can ruin your life. Many years ago, I learned what “felching” is and that has made me a lesser person.
tarabella 7
stfu+ gtfo then! some people are curious here and have a more tolerance for shit like this. sorry but if blue waffle freaked you out so much then why are you even on the internet??? there are far worse things than that
RichardPencil 32
You can avoid them. I'm scarred from just reading a text description of "Two Girls, One Cup." What if I had seen it?!?!
ARISKomuniszt 24
Runs in the family, it seems. Does it trouble you your descendants and great grandparents might well have been the same?? xD
marina1996 5
You mean ancestors?
ARISKomuniszt 24
Those too. xD
Joey Capouch 7
I hope it's not an incest fetish
tarabella 7
welp, if it's incest, you're lucky. but totally gross and horrible tho
wmayrhofer 18
Eating your boogers is NOT a fetish.
Lobby_Bee 18
I am more interested in the conversation that lead to this. Just how?
darkenedone 27
If it's an incest fetish, you should be relieved.
28actress 22
I would love to hear how that conversation started...
yaboibige 2
As long as it's not incest
anAmericanGuy50505 6
This needs a follow-up