Today, I found out that me and my best friend are both pregnant. We live together, and both had one night stands with the same guy. Now we are going to be each raising his children in the same house while he has decided to "not get involved" and move to a different state. FML
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A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my best friend and I are pregnant. This would be much more exciting if my boyfriend wasn’t the father of both. FML
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Today, I found out that the girl that my boyfriend considers “one of the guys” isn’t really one of the guys after all. I trusted him to let her stay at his house overnight on several occasions, and to spend alone time with her. She’s pregnant, and the baby is his. FML
Today, I found out that the rivalry between my boyfriend and my only friend I have in this city was just a cover up. I'm now a single mom of a 2 year-old and a 5 month-old. FML
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Flargon 0
hello Jerry Springer!
papertigers_fml 0
You both sound classy. Thumbs up!
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animaguskid 2
Why is no one talking about the guy who abandoned the two children he helped conceive? I mean yes the two girls were irresponsible but what he's doing is incredibly immature and selfish.
Jenny444_fml 0
Just because a person makes a horrible decision without thinking about the consequences or using protection does not mean they are ******. (ASSUMING) They could have been drunk and maybe could have been sober, but just wanted to try something new. Well in this situation it sounds really bad. In a way they should NOT have an abortion and give them up for adoption but then that makes kids suffer for not having parents if they do not get adopted but their is another choice which is raising them. I have seen many people who were complete idiots and made bad decisions and once they had a child and they developed a love for something that came from them it made them change for the better. I think OP and her best friend need to get their priorities straight and if they are ready then be the best single mothers you can be and if your not either get an abortion(Im against it, but its not my life, body or situation) or look for parents who want to adopt newborn children and give them the best life that you can. Either way i hope OP and her best friend learned from their mistake and unfortunate situation. Hopefully everything works out for the best.
Ketsuhime 0
You all are idiots. Don't get an abortion. It is a very disturbing procedure. It also has many risks to your health. Plus it destroys you emotionally. Don't be heartless idiots and kill the baby. You were all that size too you know.
Keli_Kitty 0
These girls are not ******. At least they know who is the baby daddy. Or they are ugly ****** who don't get laid enough. Either way they should get abortions, maybe they can get a buy one get one 50% off deal.
COBRAMORPH 0
good job there, *****. Not that I condone abortion cause its not the baby's fault, you are the one that should die, but good job both you ***** for messing up your own lives, your kid's & the father.
Twinklestar 0
They only slept with one guy as far as you know. The father slept with two. Pretty sure that would make him more of a ****. He messed up his own life by failing to use protection. Protection is far easier for a guy to organize for a one night stand. Pretty sure the OPs kid will have a better life than yours would, given the fact she at least comes across as being literate, so don't feel too sorry for them.
pirate7 0
What the hell is wrong with you people! You have no idean who these girls are and have no right to call them ******. Just cause you cant get any dosnt mean the people who can are ******! your all ranting about how these girls ruined the lives of the children and for the love of god the father? its the ******* fathers fault all this happened. the father abandoned his children after banging the two! So ill say again. WHAT THE ******* HELL IS WRONG WITH YOU PEOPLE?!
fieldhockyluva24 4
They had their equal part in getting pregnant, it's not just the fathers fault. And I think everyone is ragging on the OP and her friend because she was the one posting this. Or, they truly think they are ******. Who knows?!
InsaneOblongata 0
You both are gigantic skanks. Congrats!
illy88 0
everybody is ****** getting pregnant now..and u both r disgusting for sleeping with the same douche bag..oh btw, keep ur legs closed..shit..or use a damn condomn..its not hard really watch youtube..
perennialartist 0
You better save up for your abortions
YDit 0
@356 But they ARE ******! btw abortion exist, you don't HAVE to raise his child damn it we are nearly in 2010 and there is still ppl who don't know how to think rationnaly