Today, I found out that me and my best friend are both pregnant. We live together, and both had one night stands with the same guy. Now we are going to be each raising his children in the same house while he has decided to "not get involved" and move to a different state. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my best friend and I are pregnant. This would be much more exciting if my boyfriend wasn’t the father of both. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, I was told by my boyfriend and best friend that they have feelings for each other. I also just found I was pregnant. We have 16 months left of our 18 month lease. FML
Today, I got the official word my wife is pregnant. Her sister, who lives with us, is also pregnant. I'm stuck in an apartment with two women due in late 2012. FML
Today, I found out that, after a year of separation, my ex-wife is pregnant and due in a few months. The divorce became official a few weeks ago and the father is my former best friend. FML
Today, I found out my ex-wife (who I have kids with) is now pregnant with another guy's twin babies. We have only been divorced a couple of months. FML
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that the girl that my boyfriend considers “one of the guys” isn’t really one of the guys after all. I trusted him to let her stay at his house overnight on several occasions, and to spend alone time with her. She’s pregnant, and the baby is his. FML
Today, I found out that the rivalry between my boyfriend and my only friend I have in this city was just a cover up. I'm now a single mom of a 2 year-old and a 5 month-old. FML
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Flargon 0
hello Jerry Springer!
papertigers_fml 0
You both sound classy. Thumbs up!
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NorfolkDude 2
I guess it's a true statement that women now adays prefer idiots to breed. I think a statistic released a while back indicated nearly 60-70% of children are with single parent. To me that means women prefer dumb men. I'm sad that someday when I'm old, I'm going to have to rely on these people who are growing up in broken households where mom has random sex with men.
dalsegno 0
I think it's kinda cute! Your and your friend's kids are half siblings now!
MotherRussia 0
ever heard of STD's? you could have gotten one.
FerrariCake 2
I think Walmart only sells plastic clothes hangers now... which won't work for what you are suggesting.
thatonetallchick 0
Kevin Federline must be stopped!
Bl00d_Ang3l 0
YDI you *****. "-.-
masterfade27 0
Can you say hilarious sitcom?!?!
flying_vegan 0
Raisin' Bastards was filmed in front of a live studio audience... Mum 1: Gee, it sure is hard work raising this kid without his dad around. I sure hope the landlord doesn't demand an increase in our rent. Mum 2: Yes, that would a somewhat interesting scenario. Enter landlord, probably played by David Spade L.L: Gooooooooooooooooooooooooooooooood morning, ladies! Mum 1 & 2: Wuh-oh! L.L: Bad news, ladies, your rent's doubling this month, and I need all the money by Friday morning! Exit L.L. Mum 1: How are we going to come up with that kind of money in three days? Mum 2: Don't worry, I think I have a plan... Wipe to shot of sign reading "Babies For Sale", widen to reveal mums high-fiving in the air, over a pile of money, theme music plays, (which would almost definitely go like this: "One hot night, Back in May, Two gals and a guy, Had a roll in the hay, The condom split, The guy yelled "shit" Now the girls are raisin' bastards")
jawahobbit 0
I call shinanigans. Even if he were to leave the state he's legally obligated to have part of his paycheck removed to be put into a trust fund for the kids. Forced child support, social security will ride his ass for the next 18 years.
justmeagirl 0
Well sounds like he's just as much of a **** as the two of you. I won't judge you any more than him, in fact I think he's the much worse person here... but unfortunately women bare the brunt of these things, and have to be that much more vigilant. If you won't terminate, put the kids up for adoption. Or at least don't live together or have the kids together- no reason to scar the poor kids and make them feel unloved. And sue the bastard for every cent he ever makes.
viasindi0s 0
you guys should take this as a lesson and just be lesbians. LOL.