Today, I found out that me and my best friend are both pregnant. We live together, and both had one night stands with the same guy. Now we are going to be each raising his children in the same house while he has decided to "not get involved" and move to a different state. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my best friend and I are pregnant. This would be much more exciting if my boyfriend wasn’t the father of both. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, I was told by my boyfriend and best friend that they have feelings for each other. I also just found I was pregnant. We have 16 months left of our 18 month lease. FML
Today, I got the official word my wife is pregnant. Her sister, who lives with us, is also pregnant. I'm stuck in an apartment with two women due in late 2012. FML
Today, I found out that, after a year of separation, my ex-wife is pregnant and due in a few months. The divorce became official a few weeks ago and the father is my former best friend. FML
Today, I found out my ex-wife (who I have kids with) is now pregnant with another guy's twin babies. We have only been divorced a couple of months. FML
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that the girl that my boyfriend considers “one of the guys” isn’t really one of the guys after all. I trusted him to let her stay at his house overnight on several occasions, and to spend alone time with her. She’s pregnant, and the baby is his. FML
Today, I found out that the rivalry between my boyfriend and my only friend I have in this city was just a cover up. I'm now a single mom of a 2 year-old and a 5 month-old. FML
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Flargon 0
hello Jerry Springer!
papertigers_fml 0
You both sound classy. Thumbs up!
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Comments (275)
mawoo_fml 0
who's a ho. u a ho. both of yo
TheMischiefMaker 0
YDI it for being *****. plain and simple. great, now we all have 2 more single moms to support using taxpayers dollars. all because they couldnt close their legs or, maybe, use a ******* condom. what geniuses.
hairtodaygonetmw 0
wow, hopefully you two will grow up by the time you have these kids. And maybe learn some morals. How gross. I do think a baby is a life from conception. And dont think because you "abort" a baby you'll never think of them again, you will for the rest of your life. Trust me. Maybe just maybe make better life choices next time. I think this whole situation is gross and messed up. Grow up and maybe deadbeat dad will too. poor kids
Animati0n 0
You have a higher chance of developing Breast Cancer if you have an abortion. Why take the risk? Also, it's your fault anyway. You should deal with the consequences and birth the child.
Astrophilia 0
Patently false.
Isa_fml 20
False. Also, children should not be a punishment.
smiggles13 0
wow this could be a good thing in the long run or a very... very.... very... bad thing.
IluvZB 0
GodofBeer- I apologize you Douche, I read post 170 wrong. Just appalled by the OP's audacity to post this shit. Everyone else: Abortions are relative. If you want one- go crazy, if you can't live with yourself- live with your degradation, and the knowledge that your child might be unhappy and wanting...
sym09 0
you two should get a tv reality show.
lbdancing 2
WOW that guy seeds effectively.
whangbang 0
And that's why best friends should NOT sleep with the same guy, not to mention not use protection. what did you THINK was going to happen?!
TheTragicReturn 0
Do you know sex causes pregnancy?