Today, I found out that me and my best friend are both pregnant. We live together, and both had one night stands with the same guy. Now we are going to be each raising his children in the same house while he has decided to "not get involved" and move to a different state. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I found out that my best friend and I are pregnant. This would be much more exciting if my boyfriend wasn’t the father of both. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, I was told by my boyfriend and best friend that they have feelings for each other. I also just found I was pregnant. We have 16 months left of our 18 month lease. FML
Today, I got the official word my wife is pregnant. Her sister, who lives with us, is also pregnant. I'm stuck in an apartment with two women due in late 2012. FML
Today, I found out that, after a year of separation, my ex-wife is pregnant and due in a few months. The divorce became official a few weeks ago and the father is my former best friend. FML
Today, I found out my ex-wife (who I have kids with) is now pregnant with another guy's twin babies. We have only been divorced a couple of months. FML
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that the girl that my boyfriend considers “one of the guys” isn’t really one of the guys after all. I trusted him to let her stay at his house overnight on several occasions, and to spend alone time with her. She’s pregnant, and the baby is his. FML
Today, I found out that the rivalry between my boyfriend and my only friend I have in this city was just a cover up. I'm now a single mom of a 2 year-old and a 5 month-old. FML
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Flargon 0
hello Jerry Springer!
papertigers_fml 0
You both sound classy. Thumbs up!
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Comments (275)
celiaeatsballz 0
Funniest FML ever.
noshitsherlock 0
wow, ******* rednecks. NO SHIT he doesn't want any part of it, IT WAS A ONE NIGHT STAND. How stupid can you be? It's called birth control - controlling whether or not this shit happens, dumbass. Condoms, BC pills, MORNING AFTER PILL - pick one or two
Viper025 0
lmao YDI for not usin protection in a one night stand!
The1collector 0
If you can't afford or don't have (ex:condoms, pills, patch, plastic wrap, surgery, garbage bag pieces, etc.) anyway to prevent to prevent pregnancy or STIs, then DON'T HAVE A ONE NIGHTSTAND ! A little common sense will take you a long way.
nolimits 0
that ship has sailed.....sailed, been torpedoes, and sank to the bottom :(
athame1983 0
ydi for being a skankass ho and not using protection but if its sooooo tragic just head on down the abortion clinic retard
vi4 0
ABORT.
nightsrequiem 0
Well...atleast you don't have to go through it alone? *Channeling Eric Idle* Alllwaaays look on the briiiight siiide of life! Do-do do-do do-do dodododo!
CFR 0
Well...at least you guys are still friends? =S Just say you're lesbians. Why's everyone getting after the girls for not using protection? Douchebags...(no pun intended) it's just as much the guy's fault, a real man would take responsibility for his ******* kids instead of running off.
Staffort 0
Abort abort abort........
mylyfsukswbu 0
you made the decion, but now that you did you have a living baby in theree. you cant have an abortion unless you are okay with murder. same to your friend..