Today, I found out that me and my best friend are both pregnant. We live together, and both had one night stands with the same guy. Now we are going to be each raising his children in the same house while he has decided to "not get involved" and move to a different state. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my best friend and I are pregnant. This would be much more exciting if my boyfriend wasn’t the father of both. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, I was told by my boyfriend and best friend that they have feelings for each other. I also just found I was pregnant. We have 16 months left of our 18 month lease. FML
Today, I got the official word my wife is pregnant. Her sister, who lives with us, is also pregnant. I'm stuck in an apartment with two women due in late 2012. FML
Today, I found out that, after a year of separation, my ex-wife is pregnant and due in a few months. The divorce became official a few weeks ago and the father is my former best friend. FML
Today, I found out my ex-wife (who I have kids with) is now pregnant with another guy's twin babies. We have only been divorced a couple of months. FML
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that the girl that my boyfriend considers “one of the guys” isn’t really one of the guys after all. I trusted him to let her stay at his house overnight on several occasions, and to spend alone time with her. She’s pregnant, and the baby is his. FML
Today, I found out that the rivalry between my boyfriend and my only friend I have in this city was just a cover up. I'm now a single mom of a 2 year-old and a 5 month-old. FML
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Flargon 0
hello Jerry Springer!
papertigers_fml 0
You both sound classy. Thumbs up!
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Comments (275)
sayHellotomyKitt 0
YDI for being a ****
liverty561 0
don't do it with same same guy your friend did and use a condem next time ****
meliixo3 0
you deserve it slutttt. :)
trinir34 0
God damn ******
iwouldliketocomm 0
abortion! = )
MizuWolf 3
I would abort if i was her. But then again, i would get preggers in the first place.
hateevryone 15
damn! damn! damn!
LoveMachine29 0
LOL, this isn't an FML! it's your fault for doing something absolutely brilliant! i.e. having a one night stand, you idiot
assanater601 2
That is one of the most ****** up things I've ever heard
Taurus_ChicKa 37
Wow, YDI x a million. YDI for 1) having a one night stand 2) with the same guy as your best friend 3) not using protection. Dumbass...