Today, I found out that me and my best friend are both pregnant. We live together, and both had one night stands with the same guy. Now we are going to be each raising his children in the same house while he has decided to "not get involved" and move to a different state. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my best friend and I are pregnant. This would be much more exciting if my boyfriend wasn’t the father of both. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, I was told by my boyfriend and best friend that they have feelings for each other. I also just found I was pregnant. We have 16 months left of our 18 month lease. FML
Today, I got the official word my wife is pregnant. Her sister, who lives with us, is also pregnant. I'm stuck in an apartment with two women due in late 2012. FML
Today, I found out that, after a year of separation, my ex-wife is pregnant and due in a few months. The divorce became official a few weeks ago and the father is my former best friend. FML
Today, I found out my ex-wife (who I have kids with) is now pregnant with another guy's twin babies. We have only been divorced a couple of months. FML
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that the girl that my boyfriend considers “one of the guys” isn’t really one of the guys after all. I trusted him to let her stay at his house overnight on several occasions, and to spend alone time with her. She’s pregnant, and the baby is his. FML
Today, I found out that the rivalry between my boyfriend and my only friend I have in this city was just a cover up. I'm now a single mom of a 2 year-old and a 5 month-old. FML
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Flargon 0
hello Jerry Springer!
papertigers_fml 0
You both sound classy. Thumbs up!
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Comments (275)
youEQUALtosser 0
Massive YDI. ******.
mew_3 7
Your son will literally have a brother from another mother. You guys are disgusting ****** who are exactly the type of people who should NOT be breeding. Nasty.
GGnoRe 0
IT'S CALLED ABORTION dumbass.
Drache_fml 0
ydi for not making him wear a condom if he wasn't wearing one. if he was and it broke...well...fyl
skittlesmeep 4
L2protection
LemonStarship 5
Get to the choppa! We must find him now!!!
nori04 0
Choices: keep the child- CHILD SUPPORT abortion- sooner rather then later (babies are viable outside the womb as early as 20 weeks, meaning the could live, i was born at 23 weeks and have scholarship for college and no physical disabilities) adoption- you could pick the family with an open or semi-open adoption, plenty of people want babies
FOAD 0
I think Twinklestar might be OP. LOL
Bloonbloon 0
#336 that would be horrible
super_jew82 0
JERRY, JERRY, JERRY! Bahaha.
unluckyducky94 0
god, its people like you contribute to the poor children in orphanages and stuff. Learn to be responsible before taking such risks. Same with your bestfriend.