Today, I found out that me and my best friend are both pregnant. We live together, and both had one night stands with the same guy. Now we are going to be each raising his children in the same house while he has decided to "not get involved" and move to a different state. FML
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Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I found out that my best friend and I are pregnant. This would be much more exciting if my boyfriend wasn’t the father of both. FML
Today, I found out that I'm pregnant. I also found out that the dad has a fiancée. FML
Today, I was told by my boyfriend and best friend that they have feelings for each other. I also just found I was pregnant. We have 16 months left of our 18 month lease. FML
Today, I got the official word my wife is pregnant. Her sister, who lives with us, is also pregnant. I'm stuck in an apartment with two women due in late 2012. FML
Today, I found out that, after a year of separation, my ex-wife is pregnant and due in a few months. The divorce became official a few weeks ago and the father is my former best friend. FML
Today, I found out my ex-wife (who I have kids with) is now pregnant with another guy's twin babies. We have only been divorced a couple of months. FML
Today, I found out that my long-distance boyfriend just got married because his "real" girlfriend is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out the girl my boyfriend was seeing just before me is pregnant. FML
Today, I found out that the girl that my boyfriend considers “one of the guys” isn’t really one of the guys after all. I trusted him to let her stay at his house overnight on several occasions, and to spend alone time with her. She’s pregnant, and the baby is his. FML
Today, I found out that the rivalry between my boyfriend and my only friend I have in this city was just a cover up. I'm now a single mom of a 2 year-old and a 5 month-old. FML
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Flargon 0
hello Jerry Springer!
papertigers_fml 0
You both sound classy. Thumbs up!
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Comments (275)
fiicere 5
How about, My life is Awesome because I screwed this guy who obviously sleeps around a ton without using protection, and didn't get AIDS. Seriously, having sex with someone without protection should be ruled out of FML automatically as a YDI.
erikatastrophe 0
Seriously? Who has one night stands without using a condom?
lovelybeautiful 0
Um there's really no excuse for not using condoms or at least plan B after a drunken unprotected incident....i just don't get it...why do people absolutely insist on being pregnant and at a disadvantage for the next 18 years or so?? Weirdos.
mxrcr 0
SLUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUUT!
Akai_fml 4
This is exactly what abortion is for; stop all the disrespectful ****-shaming!
kitkatkelly 0
And that's why God created abortion.
monbon6788 0
God didn't create abortions. If you knew anything about God, you would know that he wouldn't promote the murder of unborn children.
kaleid0scopeEyes 0
and God doesn't exist
monbon6788 0
well then we know He didn't make abortions now don't we?
drinkupgorgeous 0
HAHA YOU GODDAMN SLUTPUPPIES.
Twinklestar 0
Slutpuppies is an awesome word... I intend to work this into a conversation at least once every day until this catches on more widely.
2npac 0
Twinklestar- get a ******* life.Half of the comments in this section seem to be coming from you. Either you're correcting someone or trying to put someone down. You got anything better to do than respond to every comment in this thread? And don't try to correct me on that last sentence. "Got", "have", who gives a damn. This is FML!
Twinklestar 0
Actually, I would say 90% of these comments come from people insulting the life of someone they don't know, stating that their view on adoption/abortion is the only one or that the OP is disgusting and they pity her child. It's interesting my comments are the one's you are getting upset over. Doesn't say very much about humanity as a whole, does it?
Stahn 0
Well I'm assuming it was a threesome, in which case, maybe you two wouldn't mind being a lesbian couple for the rest of your lives passing your children off as twins. Although I guess that couldn't be good for the children, being deceived AND being raised in a non-traditional household.
1snorkel2345 0
thankyou!! I thought I was the only one that was noticing that