Today, I went on a date with a man I met on Halloween. It appears that his mullet wasn't actually part of his costume. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I went on a date with a guy that I met at a masquerade. The moment he saw me without my mask on, he left the date. FML
Today, the cute guy I met on Halloween finally decided to meet up with me after almost 10 months of phone calls, IM, and emails. He was noticeably disappointed and said I looked different. On Halloween I had full face zombie makeup. FML
Today, my husband has decided to grow a mullet. FML
Today, I asked my boyfriend what he was being for Halloween. He said "Single". FML
Today, I went on a blind date at a coffee shop. I walked up to who I thought was him, smiled, and said, “Hey! You look even cuter in person!” He looked horrified. It wasn’t my date. My actual date witnessed the whole thing and ghosted me mid-latte. FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I really liked. The date was going great until he decided to try flossing his teeth with my hair. FML
Today, I went on a date with someone I've been talking to online for weeks. Unfortunately, it turns out they'd used old photos and misrepresented themselves, and I didn't find them attractive at all. Even I'm not that desperate. We ended up having an awkward dinner and I couldn't wait for it to be over. FML
Today, I went on a first date with a guy I've been crushing on for a while. When he dropped me off, I said thank you and that we should do it again sometime. He replied, "Yeah, maybe next Halloween." FML
Today, I went on a date with a guy I've had a crush on for a while. I shaved my legs and armpits and wore a short dress. It wasn't until I got to the meeting that I noticed I only shaved one of my legs. FML
Today, my partner got a lockdown haircut. He now has a mullet. FML
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perdix 31
Why is this in the Intimacy (aka Sex) category? Was he sporting a pubic mullet? I'm sure he was more depressed that those giant pillows you used to create that big, fat ass for your costume weren't removable.
jadetothes 0
Heyy its a business at the front and a party at the back! Whats not to love! *Strokes Mullet*
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Comments (37)
DovdGraaf 0
Ouch... but if you like him, then you should respect him.. right?
mnbbv 0
lol I guess not...
maddieguinn 0
hahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhahahahahahahahahahahahahahahahhhhhshaahahahahahahahahahahahahahah
TechnoTaco 0
Did anyone else think of Joe Dirt when they read this?
swanee2144 0
yes definitely
ryry013 6
So you saw him ONCE during Haloween then you went straight to dating?
perdix 31
Why is this in the Intimacy (aka Sex) category? Was he sporting a pubic mullet? I'm sure he was more depressed that those giant pillows you used to create that big, fat ass for your costume weren't removable.
in2deep96 5
^^win!^^^^
TheBigDJ 0
lol that's crazy
stfuminjakid 0
was it joe dirt?
ScaryyMary 14
No, it was Billy Ray Cyrus. Get it right!
jadetothes 0
Heyy its a business at the front and a party at the back! Whats not to love! *Strokes Mullet*
kile88 2
sooo what?! a guy has a mullet whoaaaaa fyl aye you idiot he might be a nice guy.
ClownSmilely 0
Sounds like you got tricked and not treated....call me sometimes and I'll show you my mullet lol
perdix 31
YDI for thinking PeopleOfWalmart.com was a dating site.
ReyEr9412 0
^ ^ ^ WIN!
xoxcinderellaxox 0
ydi.... you should be able to know synthetic from real hair. shave it off while he's asleep.
flyboy57 0
haha!