Today, I found out that if you cry yourself sleep and forget to take off your mascara, your top and bottom lashes will stick together. Leaving you unable to open your eyes. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, I applied mascara directly onto my eyeball. FML
Today, I got stressed and well, let's just say I got carried away, pulled off most of my eyelashes on one eye, and now I have to find falsies that look real. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be a funny prank to put duct tape on my eyes while I was sleeping so that when I woke up, I would be blind. I have no more eyelashes. FML
Today, after a nap, I went to scratch my eye and felt what I presumed to be a clump of mascara on my eyelash. I didn't wear mascara today. It was a tick. FML
Today, while getting ready for a friend's wedding, I was curling my eyelashes. My cat decided to jump onto the towel rod. As I went to catch her, I ripped all the eyelashes out of one eye. I called my boyfriend crying. When he saw me, he laughed and said, "You look really surprised in that eye." FML
Today, I was curling my eyelashes in my bathroom and while I was counting to 5 my brother flung open my door. I jumped and ended up ripping out all my eyelashes. Now I have to wait until they grow back. FML
Today, I was tinting my own eyelashes when I missed my eyelashes and stabbed myself in the eye with the applicator loaded with dye. Now, I have beautiful lush black eyelashes, to match my half-closed swollen red left eye. Sexy. FML
Today, while I was doing my hair and makeup, I somehow managed to spray myself in the right eye with hairspray, and in the left eye with makeup setting spray. I left the house with two very bloodshot eyes. FML
Today, I accidentally pulled out six of my eyelashes. It's noticeable. Very noticeable. FML
Today, I woke up with a pimple on my eyelid. Not only is it impossible to cover up with makeup, I can't pop it either. Now I'll be spending the rest of the day trying not to blink. FML
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Top comments
Southerndatageek 2
aww that's just sad
ohrlynow 9
It's called water. Even if you've really got to rub, it'll come off. No way will mascara stick permanently.
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Comments (146)
anim0sitee 0
Comment moderated for rule-breaking.
Emo kid fail.
Lalala1996 0
Emo
MRSladyFACE 0
totally emo.
laden_swallow09 35
Emo, or a whiny little wimp. Wait, they're interchangeable, aren't they? Someone help me out here?
kile88 2
yuck why domt you wash your face before bed if you have that shit on..it smudges all over your pillow and face anyway :/
DropDead77 11
what he said^^
spoilt_ 15
I thought the reason you don't sleep with makeup is because it's unhealthy for your skin, not cos your eyelashes get stuck together?
nbk1405 0
she'll realize that soon :)
Carleysimpson 1
I've done that! and okay... for everyone saying "ew wash your face before you go to bed" CLEARLY it says she cried herself to sleep. So unless she washes her face in her sleep, that's kind of difficult to do! And in the morning she probably DID end up using water to get it off. it's when she first woke up. WOW!
Trollawlawlawl 0
She can wash her face before crying herself to sleep. CLEARLY some people are just stupid.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Or she's so overwhelmed with emotion she doesn't care to think about washing her face. -.- Is this really a hard concept? If you're that upset, that's the only thing you're thinking about.
Carleysimpson 1
are you stupid? 'cried myself to SLEEP'
ktdad07 0
Ooooh, this should be fun.
5t3ff1k4h 47
No, I am not stupid and if you would have actually read my post, you'd realize that nothing I said had to do with your comment. My comment was meant to be posted somewhere else, and as much as I'd like to, I can't change the fact that sometimes FML screws up and posts your comments elsewhere. If you'd like to be a total ****-swab, you can inbox me.
5t3ff1k4h 47
Carley - Not sure where my original reply to your second post went. I basically said my comment was supposed to be posted somewhere else, and that it's not my fault it didn't post where it should have. You can inbox me to find out more details if you wish, but I do not appreciate being called stupid because of something I cannot control.
Hide_Yo_Kids 0
shutup you dumb ****
alshclown 0
ok, you can't call people stupid because "crying yourself to sleep" means laying in bed crying until you fall asleep. obviously she could have washed her face first.
shepp77 0
wow... someone's on their period and has obviously cried them slaves to sleep way too many ******* times...
xXHIxxxHATERXx 2
Don't use make up!!!
xiphiidae 0
I cry myself sleep all the time, it's okay.
bugmefmlnotnow 7
dont use make up
zniltiaC 19
My thoughts exact.
OctoberRainfall 13
oh please. don't tell people how to live their lives
Kaneila0517 0
I often sleep with make-up but this has failed to happen to me smh.
coolkid_matt 11
wow that would be scary :
lv426master 0
...only if you wear street-walker amounts of mascara.
xojessayox 4
win.