Today, I found out that if you cry yourself sleep and forget to take off your mascara, your top and bottom lashes will stick together. Leaving you unable to open your eyes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I applied mascara directly onto my eyeball. FML
Today, I got stressed and well, let's just say I got carried away, pulled off most of my eyelashes on one eye, and now I have to find falsies that look real. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be a funny prank to put duct tape on my eyes while I was sleeping so that when I woke up, I would be blind. I have no more eyelashes. FML
Today, after a nap, I went to scratch my eye and felt what I presumed to be a clump of mascara on my eyelash. I didn't wear mascara today. It was a tick. FML
Today, while getting ready for a friend's wedding, I was curling my eyelashes. My cat decided to jump onto the towel rod. As I went to catch her, I ripped all the eyelashes out of one eye. I called my boyfriend crying. When he saw me, he laughed and said, "You look really surprised in that eye." FML
Today, I was curling my eyelashes in my bathroom and while I was counting to 5 my brother flung open my door. I jumped and ended up ripping out all my eyelashes. Now I have to wait until they grow back. FML
Today, I was tinting my own eyelashes when I missed my eyelashes and stabbed myself in the eye with the applicator loaded with dye. Now, I have beautiful lush black eyelashes, to match my half-closed swollen red left eye. Sexy. FML
Today, while I was doing my hair and makeup, I somehow managed to spray myself in the right eye with hairspray, and in the left eye with makeup setting spray. I left the house with two very bloodshot eyes. FML
Today, I accidentally pulled out six of my eyelashes. It's noticeable. Very noticeable. FML
Today, I woke up with a pimple on my eyelid. Not only is it impossible to cover up with makeup, I can't pop it either. Now I'll be spending the rest of the day trying not to blink. FML
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Southerndatageek 2
aww that's just sad
ohrlynow 9
It's called water. Even if you've really got to rub, it'll come off. No way will mascara stick permanently.
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Comments (146)
kathleenlarae 1
I knowwww it suckssssss! or with my experience it sticks in a tear at the outside corners of the eye. so ur eyes get like sewn together an inch
tans_fml 0
you're all posting stupid shit so here's my two cents: the real problem here is not face washing, amounts of mascara, how she got them open etc, it's that this poor girl cried herself to sleep. empathy anyone?
Jaguaress 2
I'm sorry that you were crying yourself to sleep. For everyone who has written that they go to sleep with eye makeup on, especially mascara, please heed this very real warning: My cousin went to sleep with her mascara on and three days later couldn't see out of her eye. She went to her eye doctor who told her she was permanently blind, due to a bacterial infection that was caused by the mascara. Mascara should be thrown out every three months, and she hadn't followed that rule, nor did she follow the rule that eye makeup should be removed before sleeping. So many of us don't follow those rules, but she's blind in one eye because of it. Don't go blind; if you must fall asleep without washing your face, at least use some pre-moistened eye makeup remover pads as you lie in bed, then go to sleep.
kkline04 0
ur mascara must really suck then. it's not that expensive buy some good stuff or at least get waterproof.
jesskc1 0
wow dats crazy
ppriscilla 0
Duude this happens to me all the time but i dont even have to cry hah...
flipcican6 0
how did you type this then?
splarf1991 0
what mascara do you wear?!
zomglol 3
It also stings. ._.
frank678 7
haha you're a dumbass how were you able to type this?