Today, after a nap, I went to scratch my eye and felt what I presumed to be a clump of mascara on my eyelash. I didn't wear mascara today. It was a tick. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I woke up to find a tick stuck to my eyelashes. The only way I know of to get it off is with fire. FML
Today, I applied mascara directly onto my eyeball. FML
Today, I found out that if you cry yourself sleep and forget to take off your mascara, your top and bottom lashes will stick together. Leaving you unable to open your eyes. FML
Today, I was about to get in the shower, when I felt an odd itch in my navel. I saw what I thought was bellybutton lint, so I pulled on it, and quickly realized what I had between my fingers was a still-squirming, headless tick. FML
Today, I was cleaning mouse remains from the kitchen floor, left by my cat. I found a small round thing nearby. With no idea what it was, I picked it up and gave it a little squeeze to see if it was solid. It wasn't, and burst with great force onto my face. I'm pretty sure it was an eye. FML
Today, I was eating a packet of chips while watching TV. I saw a crumb on the table in front of me, so without thinking I picked it up and ate it. It wasn't a crumb. It was a tick. FML
Today, I woke up to a weird feeling on my face. Thinking it was a bug, I slapped at it. It was my freshly-inserted nose ring. FML
Today, I reached to pick out a booger stuck in my nose that had been irritating me, and ended up poking myself in the eye. FML
Today, while I was shaving my nose started to itch. Guess which I shaved and which I itched. FML
Today, after working 8 hours and immediately packing my house for another 6 hours to prepare for moving, I was extremely exhausted and more than ready to brush my teeth and go to bed. I tiredly brushed my teeth with my mascara. FML
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Top comments
Crash92 0
Where have you been sticking your head?
TurtleGenius 0
Pour gasoline on your eyelashes and set it on fire; that should help. FYL indeed.
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Comments (135)
omglyktotally78 0
**** ticks.
thorfinntheassri 0
Tuck ficks.
takemeonthefloor 0
ew.
Crash92 0
Where have you been sticking your head?
lulabelle607 0
omg.
caretoshare 0
GROSS! How didnt you notice before? And how did you get it? Were you rolling around in the grass or what. . .? #3 - HAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA.
rileybrownie 0
she is a hobo and sleeps outside in the grass... nuff said
TurtleGenius 0
Pour gasoline on your eyelashes and set it on fire; that should help. FYL indeed.
MooKee 0
Hah #6, and #3, atleast you got the tick
klumzy_k 0
3, hahahahaha , thats exactly what i was thinking
narehs 0
get over it!! Boone cares about a tick!!! U didn't eat it or anything
JinxSNC 0
Boone??? like Boone from LOST!? lol .-.
tournamentdecide 33
Ticks can give you Lymes disease, which can lead to death if left untreated. 'Boone' still care?
badaboom_fml 0
yeah not quite an fml. this isnt that uncommon and you were actually lucky you got it before it bit you. hah, it would actually have been funny if it did and you walked around with a tick on your face all day.
missyacw 7
you know tics are removable right? maybe not so pleasant in the eye but a hot match or lit cigarette does the trick