Today, I found out that if you cry yourself sleep and forget to take off your mascara, your top and bottom lashes will stick together. Leaving you unable to open your eyes. FML
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Halloween
A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.
Today, I applied mascara directly onto my eyeball. FML
Today, I got stressed and well, let's just say I got carried away, pulled off most of my eyelashes on one eye, and now I have to find falsies that look real. FML
Today, my girlfriend thought it would be a funny prank to put duct tape on my eyes while I was sleeping so that when I woke up, I would be blind. I have no more eyelashes. FML
Today, after a nap, I went to scratch my eye and felt what I presumed to be a clump of mascara on my eyelash. I didn't wear mascara today. It was a tick. FML
Today, while getting ready for a friend's wedding, I was curling my eyelashes. My cat decided to jump onto the towel rod. As I went to catch her, I ripped all the eyelashes out of one eye. I called my boyfriend crying. When he saw me, he laughed and said, "You look really surprised in that eye." FML
Today, I was curling my eyelashes in my bathroom and while I was counting to 5 my brother flung open my door. I jumped and ended up ripping out all my eyelashes. Now I have to wait until they grow back. FML
Today, I was tinting my own eyelashes when I missed my eyelashes and stabbed myself in the eye with the applicator loaded with dye. Now, I have beautiful lush black eyelashes, to match my half-closed swollen red left eye. Sexy. FML
Today, while I was doing my hair and makeup, I somehow managed to spray myself in the right eye with hairspray, and in the left eye with makeup setting spray. I left the house with two very bloodshot eyes. FML
Today, I accidentally pulled out six of my eyelashes. It's noticeable. Very noticeable. FML
Today, I woke up with a pimple on my eyelid. Not only is it impossible to cover up with makeup, I can't pop it either. Now I'll be spending the rest of the day trying not to blink. FML
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Top comments
Southerndatageek 2
aww that's just sad
ohrlynow 9
It's called water. Even if you've really got to rub, it'll come off. No way will mascara stick permanently.
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Comments (146)
ohiostate6588 1
been there, done that, sweetie
ifetayo 2
What type of mascara are you using?
kezzamumma 3
So wash it with water, yeah?
Dilwann 27
You're supposed to take your make-up off before sleeping. Mostly because - apparently - it could make your eyelashes fall out. Or something. But I consider this another good reason for that.
xrudeboyrock 29
No it won't.
Fyl2014 9
Aw. Have a hug :)
dhami 5
I'm actually interested to see how this turned out.
Emma Marshall 19
Just start crying again and they'll unstick 😂
icecreamisrad 13
Don’t ever sleep with makeup on...