Today, I found out that I was adopted, now my gay brother thinks it's acceptable to tell me that he's always wanted to have sex with me. FML
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Fall
Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.
Today, my boyfriend told me that he was gay and that he is in love with my younger brother. FML
Today, my brother came out to our parents. They weren't super happy with it, but they said that it was ok since they still had a straight son. I don't know how to tell them that I'm gay too. FML
Today, I discovered that my stepbrother has been telling his friends that I'm his girlfriend. FML
Today, my brother came out to our family as being gay. My mother starting crying because she "wanted grandchildren." I told her that I was planning on having children. She started crying harder. FML
Today, I found out that my son has been telling me he's gay so we would allow the "female friend" who is actually his girlfriend to stay over. FML
Today, I found out that my parents have thought I'm lesbian for at least a year. I now understand why my dad has been trying to get me to "hang out" with his co-worker's daughter. FML
Today, I found out that I was adopted. I'm 46 years old with 11 real siblings and no one bothered to tell me until I found the documents in my dead adoptive father's house. FML
Today, I walked in on my brother having sex. With my boyfriend. FML
Today, after being supportive for nearly a year, my brother finally came out of the closet and introduced the family to his new boyfriend. His new boyfriend happens to be my ex-boyfriend. Guess I know why that didn't work out now. FML
Today, my brother‘s will read that everything would go to our other brother, so long as he punched me for having an affair with my his wife. So now I have a black eye. I’m gay, but I've never told my family. I didn't have an affair with his wife. FML
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Top comments
fudrick 0
@#201 You're obviously only saying that because you don't have a brother. Either that, or you're ****** up.
StingMunFizzy 0
LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!! Bend down n' touch your toes, Im gonna show you where the wild goose goes O_O
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Comments (203)
Vagrarian 2
Speaking as a gay man, I have to say...IF this is true, your brother is seriously inappropriate and a *****. However, this smacks of fiction to me.
flinkpamingo 0
This entire situation sucks on so many levels. Good luck. If your parents were loving and supportive throughout your life, I would hope that you continue to think of them as such. THEY chose YOU. Your brother is an ass and needs to be bitch slapped. There are just some things you don't do.
Kiwi_Splash 0
Runaway now.
Pastor_Rich 0
how could a hairy butt turn any guy on! that's just disgusting
kk611 0
you are a tool
zabeth_fml 0
Ugh that's weird. Even if you're not biological brothers, you still grew up (I'm assuming) thinking you were so it's... yeah. Not good, haha. Hopefully he was just yanking your chain - well, he wants to.
kristietam 0
go for it !! haahaa
tpag3r 0
DONT DROP THE SOAP u never know where he is lurking
elara15 0
****** up or FAKE? This is the first time I'm calling out an FML.
N00d13s 0
if you wake up and your ass is wet, will you tell someone?
alijacket 0
Fake. Probably created by some homophobic asshole.
FiiFAMINE 6
Nope, just my ex :D