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Anonymous United Kingdom

Today, I found out that I'm named after my dad's favourite drink. FML

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Fall

Dead leaves, the first cold of the season and an umbrella flipped inside out: fall, the season of grace.

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Bloody Mary!! Brandy Alexander? Are you asian? Mai Tai? Dr. Pepper? Tom Collins? Jolly Rancher? Jolly Roger? Tell me now!!! I'm all shaken!!! Not stirred...

Expertfail 0

Could be a good thing, depends on the drink.

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moral of the story is that volcomsmy_Lyfe is a ******* who can't spell properly. can't even spell life in his name right. haah

the most commen name would be Baileys.

sweetdreams999 0

are you Jack or Jim?

HockeyBaibe 0

Nehhhhh, it's probz "Brandy".

What about "Plör Bräu"? But over all: He'll never forget your name. Not everything is bad ;)

126, "When "they're" behind a computer". Not that I'm a teacher or anything. Just saying. Actually, I'm saying I know the difference between there, their and they're. Also, your and you're, which I see in several posts.

my best friend is named after the variety of potatoes used to make vodka :P

Mother? Eeeewwwww imbreeds!

vballgirl512 0

dont see the fml in this.

It boggles my mind how anyone, let alone 534 people at the time of this comment, could possibly think that this was somehow your fault. That just doesn't add up, of course it's not your fault. C'mon, what drink was it?