Bloody Mary!!
Brandy Alexander?
Are you asian? Mai Tai?
Dr. Pepper?
Tom Collins?
Jolly Rancher?
Jolly Roger?
Tell me now!!! I'm all shaken!!!
Not stirred...
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Could be a good thing, depends on the drink.
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The OP's name must be Stella (after Stella Artois, a fairly strong lager). Oh, and 122, Everyone in the UK doesn't have bad teeth - in fact, thanks to the NHS, the most anyone has to pay for any dental treatment is £200 - making it affordable. Therefore, overall, we have better teeth than you. Idiot.
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Bloody Mary!! Brandy Alexander? Are you asian? Mai Tai? Dr. Pepper? Tom Collins? Jolly Rancher? Jolly Roger? Tell me now!!! I'm all shaken!!! Not stirred...
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sperm?;)
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*******????
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and your name is? (four lokos!?) haahh nah!! XD
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This used to be about someone's name being named after his/her dad's favorite drink. PS: Is it Martini
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Samuel Adams?
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Margarita?
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Americans are the rednecks of the English people. Canadians are the normal ones.
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The OP's name must be Stella (after Stella Artois, a fairly strong lager). Oh, and 122, Everyone in the UK doesn't have bad teeth - in fact, thanks to the NHS, the most anyone has to pay for any dental treatment is £200 - making it affordable. Therefore, overall, we have better teeth than you. Idiot.