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Anonymous United Kingdom

Today, I found out that I'm named after my dad's favourite drink. FML

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Halloween

A failed costume, stolen candy and a very real scare: Halloween, the one night when fear is allowed.

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Bloody Mary!! Brandy Alexander? Are you asian? Mai Tai? Dr. Pepper? Tom Collins? Jolly Rancher? Jolly Roger? Tell me now!!! I'm all shaken!!! Not stirred...

Expertfail 0

Could be a good thing, depends on the drink.

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ratrodhoney 0

Does anyone read before they post? same shit is being posted

my friend named her daughter Hennessey

Americans ARE ignorant to the rest of the world, and A LOT, not all, are extremely under educated. case and point: 1-woman walks down the MIDDLE of a highway to her destination because her blackberry told her to. 2-woman tells husband who's been away in Iraq, she got pregnant from a 3d movie and "their" any is black because the animated character was so....he believes it and suppers her claims. 3-a large number of Americans cannot even point out their own country on a map, nor do they know where Canada Is and still believe canadians all live in igloos.... I rest my case...

ok im sry but dont name a kid a name they aint never gonna live up to * luvin nawlens*

I'm named after my my grandfather's favorite drink. Remy is an awesome name.

volcom.. whatever the **** your stupid name is, shut the **** up. the more you type, the more stupid you sound.

#399 um, quite frankly, those are CASES you ignorant idiot. just because some dumbass AMERICANS did something stupid doesn't mean we are all. Some laws on other countries I find stupid... that must make them all stupid!

If it had been my dad, your name would be Rob Roy.

Cnote231 0

i've heard some one call their kid Shiner... it was odd.

margarita if ur a girl Jack Daniel if your a boy